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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 17, 2020
- Explain me this, Socrates said to his students: - I was walking along the river when I saw two waterfowl. They were the exact same species but the one swam better than the other walked.
One of the students raised his hand and said: - I know, master. It was a pair o'ducks
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 17, 2020
A duck might not sing for his supper, but he sinks for it.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 17, 2020
In the Canary (canine/dog) islands, when the canary birds are singing they have to compete with the barking of the dogs.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 17, 2020
The barking of dogs are easily Trumped by tweetings of certain self important birds
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 17, 2020
Speaking of trump, when he goes out in public without a mask, I consider him a Covidiot.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 17, 2020
I saw a deaf 
- it needed a herring aid 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 18, 2020
Speaking of tweeting birds:
https://edition.cnn.com/2016/11/18/politics/donald-trump-bird-trnd/index.html
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 18, 2020
In Barking, the dogs bark whenever they listen to the dog's favourite Composer Johann Sebastian Bark (Bach).
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 18, 2020
When I eat beans, they irritate my digestive tract. Irritation is the sincerest form of flatulence.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 26, 2020
Coronavirus is NOTHING to do with the sun's eclipse 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 26, 2020
My friend told me he failed his Aboriginal music exam last month.
"Did you redo it?" I asked.
PS: Stolen from a friend on FB 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 26, 2020
[Sorry, I don't understand the joke.]
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 27, 2020
The most famous instrument played by Aboriginal Australian is called a Didgeridoo 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG9ZX1FS20A
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 27, 2020
Heath ledger is known to have played that instrument.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 27, 2020
I was full of beans and ready to take part in the bean bag race at my primary school sport's day.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 27, 2020
Whenever I have bean soup as a main meal in winter, I would wear my beanie hat to keep myself warm. I was never known as a gardening has bean for my harvest of grains, pulses and legumes were the talk of the village.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 27, 2020
I crossed a PUN with a vegetable and got a punion
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 27, 2020
What did it taste leek?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 27, 2020
I crossed a bun with an onion and got a bunion (I have two of them) on my foot.
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