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Post 26241

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

- Explain me this, Socrates said to his students: - I was walking along the river when I saw two waterfowl. They were the exact same species but the one swam better than the other walked.

One of the students raised his hand and said: - I know, master. It was a pair o'ducks

smiley - pirate


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Post 26242

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

A duck might not sing for his supper, but he sinks for it.


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Post 26243

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

In the Canary (canine/dog) islands, when the canary birds are singing they have to compete with the barking of the dogs.


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Post 26244

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

The barking of dogs are easily Trumped by tweetings of certain self important birds

smiley - pirate


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Post 26245

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Speaking of trump, when he goes out in public without a mask, I consider him a Covidiot.


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Post 26246

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I saw a deaf smiley - shark - it needed a herring aid smiley - erm


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Post 26247

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Speaking of tweeting birds:

https://edition.cnn.com/2016/11/18/politics/donald-trump-bird-trnd/index.html

smiley - pirate


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Post 26248

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

In Barking, the dogs bark whenever they listen to the dog's favourite Composer Johann Sebastian Bark (Bach).


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Post 26249

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

When I eat beans, they irritate my digestive tract. Irritation is the sincerest form of flatulence.


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Post 26250

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Coronavirus is NOTHING to do with the sun's eclipse smiley - ok


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Post 26251

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

My friend told me he failed his Aboriginal music exam last month.

"Did you redo it?" I asked.

smiley - pirate

PS: Stolen from a friend on FB smiley - winkeye


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Post 26252

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

[Sorry, I don't understand the joke.]


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Post 26253

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

The most famous instrument played by Aboriginal Australian is called a Didgeridoo smiley - smiley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG9ZX1FS20A

smiley - pirate


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Post 26254

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

smiley - doh

Heath ledger is known to have played that instrument.


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Post 26255

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I was full of beans and ready to take part in the bean bag race at my primary school sport's day.


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Post 26256

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Whenever I have bean soup as a main meal in winter, I would wear my beanie hat to keep myself warm. I was never known as a gardening has bean for my harvest of grains, pulses and legumes were the talk of the village.


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Post 26257

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The sun had a total eclipse of the smiley - lovesmiley - moon.


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Post 26258

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I crossed a PUN with a vegetable and got a punion smiley - erm


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Post 26259

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

What did it taste leek?


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Post 26260

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I crossed a bun with an onion and got a bunion (I have two of them) on my foot.


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