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Post 26221

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Did they also watch the adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle?


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Post 26222

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Hugo! No Hugo! But why me again ?


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Post 26223

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

In the movie "North," a clever and sinister character filmed North's parents' appeal for him to move back home with them. They were told that, instead of North, they could have someone named Hugh.

"We don't want Hugh!" the parents said, and this was the sound clip that North was shown.


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Post 26224

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The Northern Lights are so bright they can set off forest fires. There’s nothing more spectaular than A roaring Borealis.


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Post 26225

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Police pulls over a lorry driven by a vulture:

- Have you consumed any alcohol or drugs or the like that might affect your ability to drive a motor vehicle today?

- No, Sir Police Officer, I have not!

- That's alright then. Carry on, fowl!

smiley - pirate


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Post 26226

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Princess Leia visited Sydney and then got lost in the bush round the ity. She was known as Astray-Leia.


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Post 26227

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Do they turn the "Northern Lights" off during the day ? to save electricity ?


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Post 26228

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

No. The Northern lights are a mirage, which means Mitsubishi makes it/them.


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Post 26229

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

that's just plane daft smiley - winkeye


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Post 26230

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

You could say the same about King Felipe, because the Reign in Spain stays mainly in his plane

smiley - pirate


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Post 26231

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Felipe's ancestry goes back to Queen Victoria, who would not be amused by that. if he raised cattle, she would not be amoosed.


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Post 26232

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I had to borrow money for my wedding garb. The only two things in life that are certain are debt and tuxes


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Post 26233

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Why don't miniature pumpkins go running with the bulls? They are afraid of being squashed or gourd.


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Post 26234

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

He is related to every monarchy in Europe, I believe. But the horns of his dilemma are not attached to cattle smiley - whistle

smiley - pirate


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Post 26235

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.


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Post 26236

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_descendants_of_Queen_Victoria_and_King_Christian_IX


Kings were ousted in a lot of countries in the early 20th century. It happened like Greeced lightning.


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Post 26237

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

[I see they left out the grand duchies of Luxemburg and Liechtenstein]

His Royal Highness Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh (née Philip Mountbatten) is the great-grandson of King Christian IX and was born as Prince of Grease and Denmark.

smiley - pirate


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Post 26238

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The journalist went to Greece to see the ancient ruins and is now writing several columns about them.


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Post 26239

Caiman raptor elk - Yes, but what if the box is REALLY big?

A canary is called a kanariepiet in Dutch, which sounds as canard-repeat, which equals a double duck, which may sound like a double Dutch kanariepiet...


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Post 26240

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Maybe it's half duck and half canary. It sings for its supper.


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