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Post 26201

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

The Italian smiley - chef pasta way smiley - wah We cannoli do so much smiley - cry His legacy will become a pizza history smiley - erm He simply ran out of Thyme smiley - shrug

smiley - pirate


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Post 26202

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Town smiley - frog wrote a letter to his cousin Country smiley - frog: - Don't come to town unless you bring enough money. There's a long legged fellow storking you and he has a long bill with your name on it!

smiley - pirate


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Post 26203

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

On a clear night the nonchalant (noctilucent) clouds come together to chill out when meeting at the edge of space where they get spaced out.


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Post 26204

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Let the storker park in an illegal spot, and he will be toad.


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Post 26205

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

my untaxed car got toad away by an amphibian smiley - erm


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Post 26206

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

he only thing that governments don't tax i the imagination.


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Post 26207

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

SUNDAY smiley - erm Does that mean the other 6 days are cloudy ?


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Post 26208

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

In my opinion, Sunday could go away and not be mist.


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Post 26209

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Thawsday should come after Sunday smiley - erm


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Post 26210

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

When the oil wells run dry will we still be able to burn midnight oil?

smiley - pirate


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Post 26211

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Midnight seems a misnomer to me. Isn't it the start of the night, not the middle of it?

Then again, if the sun sets at 6:00 p.m., and doesn't come again until the next 6:00 a.m., then midnight does seem appropriate.

never mind. smiley - blush


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Post 26212

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Why did the barometers leave their jobs?
They were under pressure.


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Post 26213

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The storm clouds were brewing over the brewery. The beer loving weather forecasters would gather for a tour of the brewery where they sampled the beers. If they drunk too much beer it would cloud their judgements when analysing the computer weather models, especially when they go on their pub runs.smiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - cheerssmiley - cheers


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Post 26214

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

re fivecasters more important than forecasters?


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Post 26215

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Do rearcasters have better hindsight than forecasters?

smiley - pirate


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Post 26216

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

If a weather forecaster went on a sea voyage, would he be in the forecastle?


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Post 26217

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Volkswagen = peoples car, so smiley - winkeye why wasn't it called "folkswagon" smiley - erm


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Post 26218

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Well, even Ford wasn't perfect

smiley - pirate


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Post 26219

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

In Newcastle drink the locals drink Newcastle brown ale and Castle Rock pale beer as they rock the night away.


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Post 26220

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The rock band who's members were professional geologists, would start their act by singing the hymn "Rock of Ages" and a selection of rock based song: "We will rock you" "I love rock 'n' roll and "I am rock".


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