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Post 26181

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Pigs flying is an example of swine flew.


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Post 26182

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

When the Army barracks bathroom is in use, it's usually by the loo tenant.


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Post 26183

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Now come on! That's "Private" smiley - winkeye


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Post 26184

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

smiley - dontpanic it's not a Major Mistake

smiley - pirate


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Post 26185

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

a Admiral view smiley - smiley


smiley - run


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Post 26186

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Don't put any more puns in the oven. We oven 'nough for now.


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Post 26187

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

The discoverers of King Tut's tomb had mummy issues

smiley - pirate


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Post 26188

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

The people who built the pyramids had an edifice complex.


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Post 26189

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

European weather forecasters favourite 80's song is Scandinavian High (High Fidelity song) as they sing about their favourite weather trough.


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Post 26190

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Weather forecasters who are in a high pressure job have to put a positive front when forecasting stormy weather.


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Post 26191

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The cat climbed to the highest spot in the discotheque, but then couldn't get down.


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Post 26192

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

On a cold and stormy night the pirates would say shiver me timbers whenever they were on the wooden ship deck watching the prisoners walk the plank.


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Post 26193

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

At the job interview they asked me: - Can you perform under pressure?

I answered: - No, but I can sing "Let's Dance" fairly well

smiley - pirate


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Post 26194

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

The Egyptians had smiley - choc in the past smiley - smileyPharaoh Rocher


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Post 26195

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Do people really have favorite weather troughs? Troughs are usually used for feeding animals. There's snow reason to ask people to choose favorites.


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Post 26196

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

The reign man caught wind of the oppositions cold front man when the latter suggested that the bill was insane

smiley - pirate


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Post 26197

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

our queen reigns but she's never wet smiley - erm


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Post 26198

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

If you jump off the Pont Neuf, you will be in Seine.


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Post 26199

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

No unless your in de'Nile smiley - erm


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Post 26200

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

There was a frog in Memphis who always got booed when he sang "Old man ribbit."


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