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Post 26161

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

- Why do you call our fishmonger heartless?

- He told me he didn't have any sole

smiley - pirate


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Post 26162

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

HADDOCK you told us that one before ? PERCH chance you've forgot smiley - erm


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Post 26163

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

The funeral director put his coffins near a swamp for storage. When he came back to get one, he found lots of snails in the coffins.


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Post 26164

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Crime scene investigators were aided by succesful scientists in their search for a murderous virus.
- Where did you find it?
- In this man's coffin (coughing)

smiley - pirate


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Post 26165

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Geologists sing the hymn "Rock of Ages' when they are helping archaeologists at an archaeology dig. They then have a picnic where they eat rock cakes and drink whisky on the rocks as they rock on as the archaeologists dig the beat of the rock music played on their radios and CD players.


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Post 26166

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The Balloon family name died off when it ran out of heir.


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Post 26167

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I've never seen an uncle in my garden smiley - sadfacebut I've seen many smiley - antsmiley - antsmiley - antsmiley - antsmiley - antsmiley - antsmiley - ant


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Post 26168

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I'm sure their cousins the bees were there, bee-hiving themselves.


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Post 26169

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Yeah, except nosey young Ms. Bee Having who always got herself into trouble for buzzing into stuff that wasn't any of her beeswax smiley - erm

smiley - pirate


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Post 26170

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Bruce Bee - wax on - wax off.


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Post 26171

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Beekeepers who are living in the back of beeyond are beecoming beesotted over their bees.


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Post 26172

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

A B - up a tree, mind it don't sting you


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Post 26173

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Beekind to bees and they will befriend you.


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Post 26174

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

- Wanna listen to some music? I have Bee Bee King, BeeBop, Beethoven, Beeyonce, The Beetles, Beestie Boys, Crosbee Stills & Nash, Justin Beeber ...

- Do you have anything from Sting?

smiley - pirate


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Post 26175

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm9drIwmmU4

there was smiley - ant music smiley - winkeye


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Post 26176

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

PS smiley - tongueoutsmiley - winkeye B bumble and the stingers smiley - laugh


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Post 26177

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Ham Gardener of Poplar in East London, told me that it was Plane to see that the London Plane and Poplar trees were the most poplar (popular) trees for gardens and parks in the Tower Hamlets.


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Post 26178

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Where do crows go to place their bets?

A cawsino.


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Post 26179

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Hank Pym wore his yellowjacket when he ever visited his ant (aunt) Antonia who gave him a gift of yellow cotton Hankies.


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Post 26180

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I saw a smiley - tit flying and carrying smiley - sheep rips it must have been a rook of lamb smiley - erm


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