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Post 26141

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Maybe he could consider a new career as Luke Waterskier.


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Post 26142

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Our local wheat farmers had a flour-ishing harvest


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Post 26143

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I'm sue they put great stalk in their methods.


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Post 26144

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Thieves who steal corn from a garden allotment could be charged with stalking.


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Post 26145

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I can imagine the whole police force chasing the corn thieves through a field. A cobs and robbers show.


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Post 26146

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The witty folk of Wittering would always witter about being one of the places in the UK that regularly records the highest temperatures throughout the year.


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Post 26147

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Mr Sinister * is a left handed supervillain.

Sinister - Latin sinister, "on the left hand side, ill-omen"


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Post 26148

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

People of illegitimate birth like to drink at the Bar Sinister.


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Post 26149

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

You can find it in the Hollywood Cherokee Building, 1652 N Cherokee Ave, Los Angeles.
Sadly it's been closed sine 13 March smiley - wah

So going there would be a march for no reason [smiley - musicalnote King Crimson]

smiley - pirate


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Post 26150

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

If you went there in March, March would be a reason.


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Post 26151

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

After enjoying the company of our bar fridge for some hours I went to the edge of the cliff to have a look-see. But the height gave me so much vertigo smiley - ill my friends renamed the place the barf ridge smiley - rolleyes

smiley - pirate


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Post 26152

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

"I can offer you accommodations near a scenic cliff. Very restful place,' the travel agent said. "We call it Lovers Sleep.


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Post 26153

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Miners with illuminated helmets say it makes them feel lightheaded.


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Post 26154

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

My friend drives a steamroller. He’s a grade guy, a real smooth operator. He has a nice flat, and a level head. He’s really into community surface.


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Post 26155

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

In a lesser known sequel by Jack London, Buck joins a pack of vegetarians wolves. It is called 'Kale of the Wild.


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Post 26156

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

- Are you allergic to nuts?

- Cashew!

smiley - pirate


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Post 26157

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

As I've missed a few days here, I've poured a red liquid over the pc problem! Now it's time to ketchup smiley - erm


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Post 26158

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Do you like mustard or ketchup on your hot dog?

Either is fine, as long as it's not fleas.


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Post 26159

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Outsaucing (outsourcing) my favourite ketchup cannot have been easy.


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Post 26160

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

At the ball game, I squeezed my hot dog bun so hard that the hot dog squirted out and I had to ketchup with it.


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