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Post 25601

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Do jokers in neighbouring countries have pun,itive wars ?

(A punitive expedition is a military journey undertaken to punish a state or any group of persons outside the borders of the punishing state)


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Post 25602

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

A pun in the oven? This must be a pun oven nother kind.


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Post 25603

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

(A punitive expedition sounds much like preemptive retaliation to me smiley - doh)

smiley - pirate


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Post 25604

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

When the deaf geezer went to the market, what kind of fish did he buy?

Gippered hearing.


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Post 25605

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

the old salt resembled a well preserved kipper

smiley - pirate


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Post 25606

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

In the from the late Noughties, the winter weather in the British Isles and Ireland became much colder. Many had forgotten what snow looked like as it was such a rare event. To break the ice on the weather forums, people would boast of how much snow they got on one day. The forums where snowed under with over excited cold weather fans, swooning at the sight of so much snow. It was a snowball effect that areas that got the most snow where inundated with snow. There was so many snow days, people where starting to have snow parties to celebrate being cut off with all the roads blocked with snow.smiley - snowballsmiley - llabwonssmiley - snowballsmiley - llabwonssmiley - snowballsmiley - llabwonssmiley - snowballsmiley - llabwonssmiley - snowballsmiley - llabwonssmiley - snowballsmiley - llabwonssmiley - snowballsmiley - llabwonssmiley - snowballsmiley - llabwons


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Post 25607

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

It was stormy at sea, that sailors had to batten down their hatches. For sailors who were learning the ropes it was very difficult to adjust to, as they were still learning how to trim the sails. There were panic stations as the storms grew more fierce to Wind Force 12 where there were gusts of 90 nautical knots per hour. The sea state was phenomenal with wave heights of more than 15.0 metres. Many were overcome with Mal de mer (sea sickness) and who were feeling groggy due to lack of sleep and from a lack of (grogg) rum and water without sugar. smiley - stiffdrink


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Post 25608

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I went skate'ing on ice last year and got fined by the RSPCA, for being cruel to fish smiley - erm


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Post 25609

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

I caught some sea bass and charged exorbitant prices for it.

My customers thought I was sell-fish.


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Post 25610

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

oyster should have known that was comingsmiley - erm


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Post 25611

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

Fish won't eat clowns because they taste funny.

Clowns won't eat fish because they taste finny.


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Post 25612

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Clown fish are Nero to be seen when at the sea circus when they are trying to be funny.


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Post 25613

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

do sunken ships shake ? because they are nervous wrecks ?


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Post 25614

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Customer in toy store: - Where are the Arnold Schwarzenegger action figures?

Sales person: - Aisle B, back

smiley - pirate


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Post 25615

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - magiclurve (lovesmiley - winkeye) that onesmiley - biggrinsmiley - ok


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Post 25616

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

Customer: Do you have any video about a man whose brother adopted a marmoset?

Clerk: Aisle B, "A Monkey's Uncle"


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Post 25617

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

On Gossops Green, the local Gossopers (Gossipers) gather to Gossop (gossip) about the new pub on the green.


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Post 25618

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

Where did the Jolly Green Giant get married?

Gretna Green.


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Post 25619

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

"Mutiny on the bounty" ? how did they get a crew on such a small coconutsmiley - chocbar ?


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Post 25620

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

We wouldn't be playing ping pong -- the table was upside down. All the video games were scattered as if a storm had gone through. This was the wreck-creation room.


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