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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 28, 2019
Mercedes Bends was a great gymnast.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 29, 2019
Light-hearted Jedi are experts at light-hearted humour and making ultra light soufflés where they have most of their light-bulb moments.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 29, 2019
After Luke Skywalker grew up, he left the fours behind him, and had the fives with him.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 29, 2019
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 29, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 29, 2019
Han Duo was a pair of Siamese twins
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 29, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 29, 2019
I got drunk and took my dog for a walk. It was the leashed I could do.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 29, 2019
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 31, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 1, 2020
Many a bearded mountain climber has had a close shave on Everest.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 1, 2020
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 2, 2020
Outside the Inn on the Green, The Wigs (whigs) were having a fight on the green which was enough to make your hair stand on end. They were tearing each others hair out. It was a hair raising experience as they split hairs over who had the best Wig.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 2, 2020
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 3, 2020
The milkmaid hated her work. She said the farm was a dairy bull place!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 3, 2020
The who archaeologists went on an archaeology field trip camped overnight in the nearby field in Wakefield. As the smell of freshly brewed coffee, the archaeologists had awaken from their sleep to be greeted by the camp owner with a trolley of plates of fried sausages, bacon and eggs.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 3, 2020
Have you heard about the new approach to egg farming? hens are put in egg boxes and told to fill them. I hear that many of the hens think this dozen make sense.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 3, 2020
In Barnet, Barney who's Barnet fair (hair) was in a mess from having a barney about Barnet F.C's match with Barnsley F.C..
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 3, 2020
Apparently ? you can't use "beef-stew" as a password - it's not stroganoff!
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