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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 20, 2019
An old salt who is an old sailor was a ranconteur (raconteur) that told tales about the time he saw legendary sea rancour that attacked his ship when sailing the seven seas which made his ship unseaworthy.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 20, 2019
My ship was covered with so many barnacles that I could hardly stand to look at it. It was unseeworthy.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 20, 2019
Barney would only sail in ships that were covered in barnacles. The last ship he sailed in, he asked the captain's permission to remove the barnacles and use them as cladding for his barn which has been turned into a home.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 20, 2019
The barnacles were everywhere. They covered the hull keel.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 20, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 22, 2019
What was the rabbit's favorite rock band?
Ultimate Spinach.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Nov 22, 2019
The mathematic bunny only ate square root vegetables.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 22, 2019
Did he calculate their harea?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 22, 2019
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 22, 2019
Welsh rabbits rabbit on about eating rabbit food when eating Welsh rarebit on toast.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 22, 2019
Klingons Klingon (cling on) to each par-take in battles and par'Mach making rituals.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 23, 2019
I used to have a musical instrument look after my young children, it was a baby sitar
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 24, 2019
Don't tell me you believed it! I was surely a lyre.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 24, 2019
The best drink to have with your supper when the weather is mild, is to sup on mild ale.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 24, 2019
It was not panning out for the drummers who were trying to drum support for their drum and steel-pan band.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 24, 2019
The sun is sunspot free without having to use spot removing cream. When the sun is active, the sun breaks out in spots. It also suffers from solar wind caused by flatulence.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 24, 2019
The Romaine Empire has fallen. Caesar is dead. Lettuce pray.
PS: This was leeked to me through the grape wine
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 24, 2019
That's salad of puns. I'm green with envy.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 24, 2019
Every fish in the school hoped to earn high grades and be admitted to the tunaversity.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 24, 2019
The honeymoon couple Olive and Olivia agreed to sit on the captain's table where they started grace with Lettuce pray at the beginner of the banquet. At the end of the grace where Olive and Olivia asked for the orchestra to turnip the music.
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