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Post 25381

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Betty was very fond of people putting bets at the speedster track on her to see if she was a better speedster than Barry Allen.


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Post 25382

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

The Queen's smiley - dog looked in the mirror for a while, then said to himself:

smiley - eureka Corgi ergo sum! smiley - geeksmiley - dog

smiley - pirate


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Post 25383

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

The light in the palace began to grow faint, and someone ordered Chinese food. It was a dim sum


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Post 25384

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

The Chinese food was brought by a dwarf. He was a short order smiley - chef

smiley - pirate


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Post 25385

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

What would you call a movie about time-traveling dogs?

"Bark to the future."


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Post 25386

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Dachshund! Dachshund! Sorry! I've caught a cold


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Post 25387

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

smiley - musicalnote If you're happy and you know it
clamp your hams smiley - musicalnote

smiley - pirate


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Post 25388

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

What opera do fish like to hear?

"Porgy and Bass"


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Post 25389

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - musicalnotesmiley - fishsmiley - musicalnote

Good cod! He's out of tunasmiley - erm


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Post 25390

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

The smiley - chicksmiley - chicksmiley - chicksmiley - chick stayed in the coop, because of the fowl weather


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Post 25391

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Kermit The smiley - frog and I have always been fond of Wagner's smiley - frog opera.

Low and Green ...

smiley - pirate


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Post 25392

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

In an alternative universe, Barry Allen was known as as speedster spiv called Flash Barry.


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Post 25393

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The people who lie in the village of Wittering are very witty whenever they are wittering about warming of the atmosphere in the stratosphere. The village hopes of a cold winter will go stratospheric after a sudden intense stratospheric warming which produces Northern Blocking and a Scandinavian high over Scandinavia


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Post 25394

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Once again:

The people who lie in the village of Wittering are very witty whenever they are wittering about warming of the atmosphere in the stratosphere. The village hopes of a cold winter will go stratospheric after a sudden intense stratospheric warming which produces Northern Blocking and a Scandinavian high over Scandinavia.


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Post 25395

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

There is a pirate radio station in Penzance which is known as "The pirates of Penzance".


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Post 25396

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

They found the grave of the longest living Irishman ever. He died at the age of 145.

The headstone says his name was Miles from Dublin

smiley - pirate


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Post 25397

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

The town of Triomphe was so small that the local cemetery had only one grave, that of Archie de Triomphe.


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Post 25398

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

Numbers one through ten decided to go on a cruise. Suddenly they realized that someone would need to steer the ship. Which number was chosen for this?

Eight. He was the navig-eight-or.


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Post 25399

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

He steered with the "hun" because that was a tiller smiley - erm


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Post 25400

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

At the Sophie's' sleep workshop in Worksop, all the attendees became soporific from the relaxation music. They were learning different ways to help them go to sleep at night. They finished the workshop by sharing sopapilla fried bread while listening to soppy love songs.


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