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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

pasteurised ? is that too far to see ?


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Post 25162

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

I want to be cremated when I die. Then I want my ashes spread. That's known as bake and shake.


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Post 25163

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Those who want to make their gardens a home for pollinating insects as well as other fauna and flora, must try and bee positive and not give up. Many gardeners have a bee in their bonnet when it comes to attracting pollinating insects. Time will fly when gardeners are being busy as a bee, when they're growing plants that attract butterflies, bees and moths. They will attract them, like a moth to a flame. Having pot saucers filled with pebbles filled with sugary water will surely butter up the butterflies while the bees will make a bee line to the bee and butterfly pit stops scattered around in the garden.


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Post 25164

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

If the butter flies, will it land on my toast?


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Post 25165

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I put my grandma on speed dial, I call that instagram smiley - erm


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Post 25166

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Lol, I read that as:

I put my grandma on a speed diet, I call that instagram smiley - biggrin

(Obviously she was dangerously underweight)

smiley - pirate


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Post 25167

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

Not many people can survive when they weigh only one gram.


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Post 25168

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

How important is grammar, gran'ma?

smiley - pirate


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Post 25169

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

When I lived in Shepherds Bush, my neighbours would beat about the bush whenever or not they will plant a butterfly bush in their gardens.


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Post 25170

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Conservationists thought they were bittern more than they can chew, when they started their projects to revive the booming bittern population. But, since the past few years through their hard work, the bittern population revival has been a success due to the boom in the number of bittern chicks.


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Post 25171

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

My Aunt Lee was a significant woman, significantly.


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Post 25172

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Rose Lea, the gypsy clairvoyant who lived in a cottage by the river Lea, would read tea leaves after sharing a cup of Rosy Lea smiley - tea and cottage loaf sandwiches.


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Post 25173

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

We hired a magician to perform at my brother's 60th birthday party. The magician's best trick was to turn my brother into a cheese. We serenaded him by singing "For cheese jolly good fellow."


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

the other day, I opened a door for a smiley - clown
it was a nice smiley - jester

smiley - erm


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Post 25175

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Where do you find all the bottles of smiley - redwine?
In the wine cabernet.


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Post 25176

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

A completed jigsaw puzzle is a pieceful solution.


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Post 25177

Caiman raptor elk - Infinity lies outside the box

The vegetarian clown advertised as Peas Fool


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Post 25178

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

- Where's the cabernet?

- It's in the glass

smiley - pirate


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Post 25179

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

I visited some friends in northern Canada. They wanted to take me on a caribou hunt, but I was having Nunavut. "I don't care about caribou," I said.


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Post 25180

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

"Do you like Ferdinand the bull?"

"I've never herd of him."


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