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Post 25081

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Jamaica ? no! She went on her own to the rock concert, accordion to her sister


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Post 25082

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

- Did you know engines can burn almost any kinds of organic matter, spices included?
- Spices, really?
- Yeah, Mussolini made trains run on thyme

smiley - pirate


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Post 25083

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

But otherwise Mussolini was unsavory.


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Post 25084

Caiman raptor elk - Infinity lies outside the box

Just deleted the muscle.ini file from my computer.


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Post 25085

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I like to tell chemistry jokes - periodically

smiley - pirate


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Post 25086

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

- What happens when a chemist dies?
- We usually Barium

smiley - pirate


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Post 25087

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I am looking for chemistry books at the library - but all the good ones argon

smiley - pirate


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Post 25088

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

When I was given first week's wage payslip in the 1981, because of the slip of the pen, I was paid £2000 instead of a £200.


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Post 25089

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

When it rains in the meadow, the cowslips in the mud


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Post 25090

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

post 25086 smiley - magicPiercesmiley - smileysmiley - laugh

The periodic table only appears once a month
smiley - ermsmiley - ermsmiley - erm


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Post 25091

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

smiley - oksmiley - prof

This periodic table can appear every day if you want smiley - winekey

http://ritholtz.com/2015/03/periodic-table-of-wine/

smiley - pirate


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Post 25092

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The Cockney organic fruit and vegetable grower would go up the apple and pears to cherry pick one of her favourite vintage 1950's ball gowns to wear when going out in the evening. She was cool as a cucumber at the dinner and dance and did not a fig of what people thought as she knew that her peaches and cream complexion was flawless.


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Post 25093

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

'Aaaow garn," the cockney flower girl said as she cocked her knee.


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Post 25094

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I once dated a gorgeous Ficus carica!
she was only a FIGment of my reality...

(is an Asian species of flowering plant in the mulberry family)smiley - whistle


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Post 25095

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

My friend who lived in Shepherd Bush in London would beat about the bush when he was giving me his family's Shepherd's pie recipe.


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Post 25096

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

The graduation exercises were exciting, but after I got my sheepskin, my German shepherd insisted on guarding it.


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Post 25097

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Environmentally friendly gardeners are the salt of the earth have also a bee in their bonnets when growing pollinator friendly plants.


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Post 25098

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

I used salty language when I read the horrors in my morning newspaper. Then I went into my garden to weep. My tears watered my salt-tolerant red cedar, yarrow, blanketflowers, and daylilies.


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Post 25099

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

toilet paper is always wet smiley - ermbecause you can "tear" it into sections


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Post 25100

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Police and rescue teams swamped my pavement and asked "where is the giant sinkhole we've heard about?"

"I don't know but I have a giant hole in my sink to report"

smiley - pirate


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