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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 19, 2019
Jamaica ? no! She went on her own to the rock concert, accordion to her sister
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 19, 2019
- Did you know engines can burn almost any kinds of organic matter, spices included?
- Spices, really?
- Yeah, Mussolini made trains run on thyme
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 20, 2019
But otherwise Mussolini was unsavory.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Aug 20, 2019
Just deleted the muscle.ini file from my computer.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 20, 2019
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 20, 2019
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 20, 2019
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 20, 2019
When I was given first week's wage payslip in the 1981, because of the slip of the pen, I was paid £2000 instead of a £200.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 20, 2019
When it rains in the meadow, the cowslips in the mud
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 20, 2019
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 21, 2019
This periodic table can appear every day if you want
http://ritholtz.com/2015/03/periodic-table-of-wine/
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 21, 2019
The Cockney organic fruit and vegetable grower would go up the apple and pears to cherry pick one of her favourite vintage 1950's ball gowns to wear when going out in the evening. She was cool as a cucumber at the dinner and dance and did not a fig of what people thought as she knew that her peaches and cream complexion was flawless.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 21, 2019
'Aaaow garn," the cockney flower girl said as she cocked her knee.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 21, 2019
I once dated a gorgeous Ficus carica!
she was only a FIGment of my reality...
(is an Asian species of flowering plant in the mulberry family)
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 22, 2019
My friend who lived in Shepherd Bush in London would beat about the bush when he was giving me his family's Shepherd's pie recipe.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 22, 2019
The graduation exercises were exciting, but after I got my sheepskin, my German shepherd insisted on guarding it.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 22, 2019
Environmentally friendly gardeners are the salt of the earth have also a bee in their bonnets when growing pollinator friendly plants.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 23, 2019
I used salty language when I read the horrors in my morning newspaper. Then I went into my garden to weep. My tears watered my salt-tolerant red cedar, yarrow, blanketflowers, and daylilies.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 23, 2019
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 23, 2019
Police and rescue teams swamped my pavement and asked "where is the giant sinkhole we've heard about?"
"I don't know but I have a giant hole in my sink to report"
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- 25083: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 20, 2019)
- 25084: Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. (Aug 20, 2019)
- 25085: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 20, 2019)
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