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Post 25061

Caiman raptor elk - Yes, but what if the box is REALLY big?

The royal toilets can't be all gold, because aqua regia / kings water dissolves gold and platinum.


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Post 25062

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Prince Charles is also known as the Prince of Whales.


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Post 25063

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

When the jewelry shop burned, I thought I sapphire.


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Post 25064

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I went to a print shop that had some enlarged photos of corduroy. They were prints of wales.


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Post 25065

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

While I was staying at my uncle Stanley's four bedroomed home in the County Durham town of Stanley. We would both go to the town's Leisure Centre where there were a few Stand-up comedians telling jokes whilst Standing up in front of the audience. My uncle Stan would recite a few Stanzas of poetry, while doing HandStands with his friend Han.


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Post 25066

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Before he died, Stan Lee would go to a local restaurant and order clams. The waiter would approach, saying, "Here are Stan lee's steamers."


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Post 25067

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

You can never bank on the weather for the bank holiday weather in the UK.


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Post 25068

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

None of the forecasters agree on weather it will rain or not tomorrow.


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Post 25069

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I slipped in a stable-yard and ended up in horse piddle (hospital)


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Post 25070

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

If the stable collapsed, then it was unstable.


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Post 25071

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

I slipped over my petticoat waist slip and my little coat.


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Post 25072

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

He was descended from four noble families, each with a coat of arms. He felt like an octopus sometimes.


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Post 25073

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

You haddock posted that pun before


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Post 25074

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

I've reached the Snapdragon years of my life. Part of me has Snapped and the rest is Dragon (dragging).


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Post 25075

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

She was as mean as could be. Yesterday, she said, "Rose I hate you and dahlia friends."


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Post 25076

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I would like to buy a Mercedes but I'm afraid I can't a Ford it.

Now I'm longing back to the days when we could have Beetles for sale.

smiley - pirate


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Post 25077

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Gardeners favourite comedy due is Laurel and Hardy.


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Post 25078

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

smiley - birospelling


Gardeners favourite comedy duo is Laurel and Hardy.


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Post 25079

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Eating butterscotch while playing hopscotch with my friends, was one of my favourite childhood memories. Another favourite game was to play skip-hop while two girls would hold the skipping rope as people would skip and hop in the middle.


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Post 25080

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

My roses were protected by a gardening angel.


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