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Post 25041

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

That sounds tasty. I'd be eggstatic after eating it.


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Post 25042

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

when smiley - chick's bake, do they use a cluck book for recipes


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Post 25043

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

My uncle Bob's would keep on saying "Bob's your uncle!" to me, whenever he has had a bob haircut which he paid for a few bob. My uncle Bob would boast that a bobcat would visit him every morning in his back garden, who would he feed from his hand.


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Post 25044

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Typo:

My uncle Bob's would keep on saying "Bob's your uncle!" to me, whenever he has had a bob haircut which he paid for a few bob. My uncle Bob would boast that a bobcat would visit him every morning in his back garden, who he would feed from his hand.


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Post 25045

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Two bees (or not two bees, that is the question) were arguing whether a beehive could be called a wax cabinet

smiley - pirate


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Post 25046

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Cornelius Fudge, who was the was Minister of Magic was well known for fudging the issues over Lord Voldemor(t)'s return. Whenever he was asked about the return of Lord Voldemort, he would reply with a corny joke and then offer the person, firewhisky flavoured fudge.


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Post 25047

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

If Bugs Bunny fell into vat of chocolate sauce, would he be able to run from Elmer Fudge?


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Post 25048

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

Hector had been sitting in a cold draft, and caught a cold. It was enough to make a Trojan hoarse.


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Post 25049

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Sir Basil of Basildon would don his knight's armour when driving to his friend the Good Henry King who was quite a sage and advised both Basil and the community's constable Knapweed would have a knap when listening to Henry.


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Post 25050

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Herbie, the herbalist and herb gardener was plugging his herb plug plants in a video on his Herbie's herbs website.


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Post 25051

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

Florence Fly was searching the Internet on Celia Spider's website, when the spider spied 'er.


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Post 25052

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

battle of the fruits and a grapeshot 12 applessmiley - erm


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Post 25053

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

We tried to play ping pong using an apple and two fruitbats

smiley - pirate


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Post 25054

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

An elderly couple was at a dinner theater. They couldn't hear very well.

"Would you like the Spanish rice, dear?" the husband asked.

"Fanny Brice?" the wife exclaimed. "I thought we were here to see J. Lo."

"Jello is for dessert. Would you like some franks?"

"Tom Hanks?"


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Post 25055

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

bidet or be night smiley - yawn ?


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Post 25056

Caiman raptor elk - Infinity lies outside the box

Why do the French call it an urinoir, not an uriblanche or urijaune? (depending on the state of cleanliness)


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Post 25057

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I was eating fly cake in the living room as I watched the bluebottle insects dropping like flies.


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Post 25058

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Charles, the future king of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and the British Commonwealth and protectorates, has released a book of images of cetaceans. It is called 'The Prints of Whales'.


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Post 25059

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Eau de toilette ? Wow! I'm flushed with success - but smells like sewerage ? smiley - winkeye


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Post 25060

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

No one wants to play poker with Prince Charles in the Buckingham Palace rest rooms, lest he get a royal flush.


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