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Post 25021

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

When Dschinghis Khan turned 6 his father gave him a small horse. It's name was Tai Ni Po Ni

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Post 25022

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

smiley - yikes its! smiley - sorrysmiley - flustered

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Post 25023

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

[Pierce, that's not as big an error as "when he contacting the tree doctor," which should have had the verb changed to "contacted"]

Some cults are vegetarian in public, but eat meat in private. Example: the Roast Hare Krishna gathering.


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Post 25024

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

The sherif rode many days to apprehend Lei Ying Lo but he was nowhere to be found

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Post 25025

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Hu Flung Thaht complained when hit by a smiley - flan


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Post 25026

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

It was hare-raising experience to see a line of rabbits and hares hip-hopping to the song "Because I'm hoppy".


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Post 25027

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

Sometimes my lawn is covered with hares, and I mistake it for a head.


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Post 25028

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Cows eat grass. They’re lawn mooers.


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Post 25029

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

In Gateshead, Gates who is the head of a school was known to have a good head on her shoulders. Whenever she goes to the pub, she only drinks beer with a good head on top.


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Post 25030

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The English Folk Dancing Society members went down to the hop gardens of Hopping Down in Kent, to take part in hop picking. They hopped through the hop gardens while singing and hop picking. Because it took so long, it made the owner of the hop gardens, hopping mad.


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Post 25031

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

If a knight in Prague dons his armour, does that mean the Czech is in the mail?

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Post 25032

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

I got tired of hearing the rooster every morning, though I still wanted to wake up to the sound of animals. So, I hired a hen. I called her my alarm cluck.


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Post 25033

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

"they" always say - chicken, but what if it's a chickrooster ?


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Post 25034

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Chick checker Charlie
swore by his Harley:
- I'll get you up by daybreak
how'd ya like some poached egg?

smiley - sorry wrong thread smiley - run

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Post 25035

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

What do you get when you cross a smiley - ghost with a smiley - chick hen?
A poultry-geist.


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Post 25036

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I visited my uncles Ham and Lea in Fish Island by the river Lea in the Tower Hamlets London borough. He had lived in a tower and had a hammock which was strung between two poplar trees in his back garden. Every morning my uncles Ham and Lea would have ham and eggs for breakfast sprinkled with Lea and Perrin's sauce. would visit the Globe theatre to watch the Shakespearian play, Hamlet.


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Post 25037

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I visited my uncles Ham and Lea in Fish Island by the river Lea in the Tower Hamlets London borough. They live in a tall brick tower which was 24 foot high and 12 foot wide. They both had a hammock which was strung between two poplar trees in their back garden. Every morning my uncles Ham and Lea would have ham and eggs for breakfast sprinkled with Lea and Perrin's sauce. They would visit the Globe theatre once a year to watch the Shakespearian play, Hamlet.


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Post 25038

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

poached eggs ? who nicked them ?


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Post 25039

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

My uncle Ham nicked my poached eggs and ham as well as my nickel jug which I bought for a few nickels.


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Post 25040

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Sho put smiley - friedeggsmiley - friedegg on top of rye and toast with baked beans and sprinkled it with grated partisan smiley - cheese

I named this concoction Breggsit

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