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Post 25001

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

During the Cold War, the Soviet Union confiscated everybody's radios. This become something called radio-free Europe.


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Post 25002

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

It varied. But whenever the business was slow he would just milk his one-humped assets and sell their milk to the local dromedairy

smiley - pirate


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Post 25003

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

I wouldn't want to have a camel kick me in the assets.


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Post 25004

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

When milking a dromedary rule #1 is to ascertain that it has a certain gender

smiley - pirate


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Post 25005

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Frogs and toads leave their hats and coats in the croak-room.


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Post 25006

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Do you know the actress who does not like wearing a hat?
It is Anne Hat-away.


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Post 25007

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Yesterday, I saw a man playing tennis with a hat on his head. I think he was Roger Fedora.


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Post 25008

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

Tennis a noisy game. You can't play it without raising a racket (racquette).


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Post 25009

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Nineis less noisy? smiley - bigeyes

smiley - pirate


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Post 25010

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Hattie a hatter who had a wide collection of hats which she hold at her hat shop.


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Post 25011

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Our local cobbler was as mad as a hatter and a cannibal too: After sniffing glue for decades he had one of his colleagues for dessert smiley - ermsmiley - weirdsmiley - yikes

smiley - pirate


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Post 25012

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Cobbler wore cobbled shoes would only eat meat cobbler for their main meal and for dessert would always have fruit cobbler. Cobblers would only live next to a cobbled road.


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Post 25013

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

"The defendant is lying," the Prosecutor said.

"No, he is La Ying," the defense counsel corrected. "There's a difference."


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Post 25014

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Undertaker: - What is the name of the departed?
Widow: - Long gon

smiley - pirate


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Post 25015

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - whistlesmiley - winkeye

Tu Lin Too Lonn had 20 children


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Post 25016

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

A tree ran away and is still at LARCH. No one realized that it wanted to LEAVE. It even packed its TRUNK.


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Post 25017

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

A posh hairdresser went on a succesful hunt with his friend, who was a famous smiley - chef

At the dinner table that same evening the hairdresser praised his friend with the words: "I love what you've done to my hare!"

smiley - pirate


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Post 25018

Caiman raptor elk - Infinity lies outside the box

I searched every nook and cranny, but all I found were a crook and a nanny.


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Post 25019

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

At the executives captive board meeting where it was an all-hands meeting as they sat holding each others hands. Everything that was discussed as above-board where the former mayor of Star city Oliver Queen aka the Dancing Queen aka The Green Arrow would come with a quiver of arrows to use when he had arrows to fly (points used in an argument). At the end of the first break everyone attending was reminded to wear their trouser belts and suspenders at the next meeting to get themselves in the right frame of mind but also by having their sleeves rolled up for action. There was a captive two hour lunch where they would stir fry their ideas in a think-wok in preparation for their meeting with the think tank.


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Post 25020

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

It was plane as the nose on his face when he contacting the tree doctor to service his London plane tree and the Service Tree.


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