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Post 24981

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Mistique's favourite autumn month is October as it is filled with misty and foggy days.


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Post 24982

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The reason for the mysterious fog near Cape Cod is hazy but when it disappears it won’t be mist.


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Post 24983

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Foggy Dewhurst frequently would get lost in the fog as he was always in a fog when it came to reading maps.


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Post 24984

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Foggy Dewhurst got lost in the mist of time when he visited Aviemore where he went mountaineering where the Cairngorms and Aviemore was covered in a very foggy Scotch mist.


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Post 24985

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Foggy Dewhurst found himself lost in the mists of time when he found himself back in Altnaharra in Sutherland back in the 1950's where he drank a Scotch mist cocktail at the local inn.smiley - pggb


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Post 24986

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

The last three posts were so similar, I would not have mist most of them.


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Post 24987

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

The train of thought had left the station before I got theresmiley - erm


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Post 24988

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

Was there no way to res-train it?


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Post 24989

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Don't think I didn't try - but I was on a different platform smiley - erm


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Post 24990

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Rhinoceros get seasonal rhinoitus (rhinitis).


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Post 24991

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

As Ralph Waldo Emerson got older, he began to have health issues. One day he said tom his doctor, "When I'm writing an essay, and I start a new paragraph, each time I indent I go into a brief trance."

"No need to worry," the doctor said. "That's because you're a trance-indentalist."


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Post 24992

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I felt like a tepee and a wigwam smiley - sadface
The doc said just relax, your two tents smiley - erm


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Post 24993

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

I told my wife I was going to camp a lot. She misheard me. She booked a flight to Camelot.


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Post 24994

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Rhinoceroses have had their nose put of joint by sneezing due to having hay-fever; even the rhinoceroses who always have had problems resisting nose candy as they sniff the fragrant flowers them in the grasslands.


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Post 24995

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I left my auburn wig in the wigwam that I was staying in, even though it's original use was to be a wigwam for a goose's bridal gown.


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Post 24996

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Why do Italian spaghetti eating cats have long lives?
Because they have so many pasta lives!


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Post 24997

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

Why did the Indian chief wear a hat?

To keep his wigwam.


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Post 24998

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Bacon tree ?
ARGH! I've been shot! smiley - nurse no it's an ambush


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Post 24999

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

My arabian friend sold both new and old "desert ships". He named his business "Camelot"

smiley - pirate


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Post 25000

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

How well was his business going? Were the days slow, but the knights were busy?


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