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Post 24961

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

A unicycle can't be considered naked, because it always has a tire (attire).


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Post 24962

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

A lot of poosts have been removed - in case they cause a fence

smiley - pirate


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Post 24963

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I went to a Japanese food place where the service takes forever. I guess it was a wok on the ‘while’ side.


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Post 24964

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Which Australian mammal is wise? Wallaby damned, it’s the can gurus.


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Post 24965

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Every Burns night the folk of Bannockburn would toast the haggis by the Bannock burn while feasting on haggis, neeps, tatties and bannock bread rolls.


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Post 24966

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

I ordered a ton offence posts, but the security agency nailed me.


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Post 24967

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I ordered of-fence post-haste but they sent it by snail mail

smiley - pirate


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Post 24968

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Wearing your hat indoors is a fedoral offence


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Post 24969

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I posted a boomerang and forgot to put a return address on itsmiley - erm


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Post 24970

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

Did you hear about the Texas surgeon who wore a ten-gallstone hat?


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Post 24971

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The weather is Baltic in the Baltics.


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Post 24972

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

One of the members of One Direction became an amateur weather forecaster where he said that the weather (low pressure from the Atlantic ocean) is going in one Direction which will bring very wet weather.


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Post 24973

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

The Walker Brothers failed miserably as meteorologists. They sang "The Sun ain't gonna shine anymore"

smiley - pirate


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Post 24974

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

don't say what I saidsmiley - winkeye it's a load of Baltics.



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Post 24975

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

Does Jonathan Livingston see gulls when he goes to the beach?


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Post 24976

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Quote from the Encyclopedia Galactica:
For further notes on imperial births see section 42

smiley - pirate


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Post 24977

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

A group of actuaries went on an ocean voyage, where they occupied their time thinking about berths and depths.


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Post 24978

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Oceanographer: - I believe Neptune created the Mariana Trench to top Zeus' Himalayas. Or to bottom as it were.
Her colleague: - Man, that's deep.

smiley - pirate


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Post 24979

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

What did the leaf say to the other leaf when they met together in autumn?
I am falling smiley - love for you.


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Post 24980

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The first meteorologists who studied fog where mistified.


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