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Post 24941

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

Isaac Newton was lucky to be sitting under an Apple tree. Can you imagine him getting him getting hit on the head by a falling IBM?


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Post 24942

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The Bohemians who were eating Bohemian sandwich wraps while listening to Bohemian Wrapsody (Rhapsody) .


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Post 24943

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

"I hate it when the mice dance on the bathroom faucets"

"Well, turn off the taps."


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Post 24944

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

The beauty of the East Anglian countryside took my breath away. I was literally Suffolk-ated.

smiley - pirate


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Post 24945

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

When I said that men in Chelmsford are the least romantic in the UK, I was accused of making Essex-ist remarks.


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Post 24946

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Loki asked his brother Thor: - What are the hem's worth in this chainmail? Any good?

smiley - pirate


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Post 24947

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

The gamekeeper shot 2 eggs! Because they were poaching smiley - erm


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Post 24948

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Must have been smiley - deviled smiley - friedeggsmiley - friedegg

smiley - pirate


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Post 24949

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

Those puns are eggs-cruciating.


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Post 24950

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Do you know a way to cruci-fix them? smiley - bigeyes

smiley - pirate


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Post 24951

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

I shell have to think about that.


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Post 24952

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Bee4 (B4) the android who's is Commander Data's brother has become a very successful bee-keeper. Bee4 now dons a beautiful beehive wig much to his brother's annoyance.


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Post 24953

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - sadfacea plastic surgeon in a hospital died, he melted smiley - erm


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Post 24954

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

When I was at the bakery store, the baker could not stop waffling about her doughnuts and waffles.


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Post 24955

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

The baker’s daughter was the flour of the county smiley - diva But it was obvi-oats that I meant nothing to her smiley - cry She barley even looked at me smiley - groan

smiley - pirate


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Post 24956

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I always pan-ic when making pancakes as I try to make them thin as crêpe paper.


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Post 24957

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

My mate just told me that his girlfriend failed her aboriginal music exam, so l asked him “Did she redo it?”

smiley - pirate


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Post 24958

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Australian telecoms fit boomerangs into their phones, for callbacks smiley - erm


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Post 24959

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

Someone asked George Burns if sex at ninety was possible. Burns replied that it was better if you cooled the room to 75 or below.


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Post 24960

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

A: - What are Latter Day saints called in Chinese?
B: - I don't know
A: - Ding Dong ...

smiley - pirate


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