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Post 24921

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

A coarse quarrel in the corral rendered its equine inhabitants quite hoarse

smiley - pirate


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Post 24922

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.
That's humerus

smiley - pirate


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Post 24923

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

donkey Oti, wasn't a storybook character


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Post 24924

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

Did you hear about the photographer who went into a cold dark room and developed pneumonia?


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Post 24925

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

When the Park Warden spotted a Dalmatian off the leash, the owner received a spot fine!


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Post 24926

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The Great awk (auk) parakeet bird was feeling very awk-ward about flying close to a paraglider.


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Post 24927

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

It was part of the coarse (course) for the Anglers of Anglia to avoid using coarse language when they go coarse fishing in East Anglia.


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Post 24928

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I love to make bad puns. That's how eye roll smiley - rolleyes

smiley - pirate


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Post 24929

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Though humble in secular matters, the minister had an altar ego.


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Post 24930

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Years of arching ones back over a keyboard can lead to scrolliosis.


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Post 24931

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I photographed a bear. It was a Kodiak moment.


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Post 24932

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

If you work in a bakery you may have to take on many roles.


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Post 24933

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

On her birthday, the lady stuck a postage stamp on her head and jumped into the postbox, it was Mary happy returns


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Post 24934

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

I hated working in the bakery, but I couldn't do without the dough.


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Post 24935

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I asked a coal miner: - Isn't it boring to drill for coal all the time?
He answered: - T'would be if we didn't have music in the headphones we wear to protect our hearing.
- I see, so what kind of music do you get?
- Coltrane

smiley - pirate


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Post 24936

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

At first no one believed Edison when he said he'd made an electric bulb. They dismissed it as a filament of his imagination.


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Post 24937

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Issue of first day cover almost ended in a stampede.


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Post 24938

paulh. reality is a sandwich I did not order

Teachuh in Bawston: Use the word "Esophagus" in a sentence.

Student: The cawpentuh was buying presents for his children. A hammuh fuh Mark, and esophagus.


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Post 24939

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

"Mary had a little lamb"

? who was the gynaecologist ?


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Post 24940

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

People in Wittering can't stop wittering about the heatwave.


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