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Post 24901

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Woodchucks chuck wood at each other to get the beavers who are busily beavering at constructing their dams made from wood.


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Post 24902

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Woodchucks chuck wood at each other to get the beavers attention who are busily beavering at constructing their dams made from wood.


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Post 24903

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

The hunter said - safari so good, no snakes

(so far so good)


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Post 24904

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

I woodchuck plenty of wood at some of those earlier posts smiley - cross.


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Post 24905

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

It always rains in the hamlets nearby the Rainham community hall when they are taking part in the Hamlet play.


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Post 24906

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

"It's a hard reign" sang the troubadour in his lament about King Harald Hardrada.
"No feculence, Sherlock", answered the king, "that's exactly what my last name means!"

smiley - pirate


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Post 24907

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

The snowman took his son aside one day.

"I won't always be here for you, my son," he said. Some day I will melt and evaporate."

"If that happens, you will surely be mist," the son replied.


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Post 24908

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

One pot of herbs to its neighbours: "Enjoy the sunshine while you can. Eventually we all end up in a recipe!"

It was sage advice

smiley - pirate


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Post 24909

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Robin's favourite TV comedy is "Robins nest" and their favourite outlaw is Robin Hood.


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Post 24910

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Foxes wear foxgloves when dancing the foxtrot around a cluster of foxgloves.


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Post 24911

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

Do the foxes listen to Sly and the Family Stone?


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Post 24912

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The Hogsmeade village sorcerers who belong to the Hogg family have no interest in listening to hogwash when they are hogging the limelight.


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Post 24913

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

- Did you ever eat something that didn't agree with you?
- Yeah, my Mum-in-law, answered the cannibal

smiley - pirate


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Post 24914

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

My wife orphan complains about having no parents, as a result.


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Post 24915

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

"How did you get the idea of starting a TV show for seamstresses?"

"The announcero n the channel I watch kept listing top shows and then adding, 'and so many more.' Well, I'm Minny Moore, and I sew. The rest is history."
"


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Post 24916

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

As the sun rose, Rosemary rose from her bed early one Saturday morning to put blusher on so as to give her cheeks a rosy glow. Rosemary would water her rosemary as well as the other plants growing in her garden.


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Post 24917

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

The secrets out! All the dairy herd


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Post 24918

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

When the farmer scolded his dog for having lost an animal all the sheep heard

smiley - sheepsmiley - sheepsmiley - blacksheepsmiley - sheepsmiley - spacesmiley - zzz

smiley - pirate


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Post 24919

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Hogwart's Hogs hog the hog the limelight when telling their hog and wart puns to the Hogwart's school pupils; while the Hogwart's boar statues come into the Hogwarts hall to boar the pupils silly about being eccentric as a peach orchard boar.


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Post 24920

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

Try to say "Hogwart" without sounding awkward.


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