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Post 24761

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

First National Bank of Ames - Tex'as an account there, Ida ho and Delaware going to but changed their minds


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Post 24762

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

Today I will wear my New Jersey. What will Delaware?


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Post 24763

Blueranger

This weird weather just now


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Post 24764

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Carry on carrying, carrion crawler

smiley - pirate


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Post 24765

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

In Delaware, they have their own unique dinner ware which they eat their del-icatessians on. But on Baltimore curry night they always have Balti curry than anything else.


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Post 24766

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

I look at my flower garden and despair for the plants that get overrun by their aggressive neighbors. Yes, I'm talking about the hostile lilies.


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Post 24767

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Sorry Blueranger, but this thread is just for daft puns etc.


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Post 24768

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Minnesota smiley - erm Didn't know they'd brought a new Mini model out ? I remember the Mini Cooper


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Post 24769

Caiman raptor elk - Infinity lies outside the box

Why did they make that Minneapolis car? Most cops wouldn't fit in it.


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Post 24770

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Cops are here to teach us the difference between "do" and "do nuts"

smiley - pirate


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Post 24771

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Alaska but I don't think she's bothered


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Post 24772

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

In Minishant, the villagers wear tartan mini skirts when driving in their mini cooper's and mini austin cars. Their favourite Disney character is Mini mouse and they eat chocolate liqueur miniatures. In their homes they have antique miniature ornaments on their mantel-shelves.


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Post 24773

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

In Alaska, their favourite dessert is baked Alaska which is ice cream Swiss roll topped with meringue. Their favourite Latin American dance is the Meringue (Merengue) .


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Post 24774

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

In the past few days, it's bean exciting to see the Kentucky Wonders pop up from the soil where they've bean germinating.


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Post 24775

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

There are peeps who peep at peeps reciting the Little Bo Peep nursery rhyme.


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Post 24776

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

Here's a new bulletin: someone has found a way to spin milk into wool. This must make the cow feel sheepish.


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Post 24777

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

They crossed a smiley - spider with a cow but went it jumped over the smiley - moon it got tangled in it's own web smiley - yikes

smiley - pirate


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Post 24778

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I used to wok to work


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Post 24779

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

The time I ever knitted was when I broke my forearm, and even then it was just the bone that knitted, not the rest of me. On the plus side, I'm not a knitwit.


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Post 24780

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

My cat Simba was in the lap of luxury as he was sitting in the lap of the Gods> He lapped up a saucer of fine Ambrosia flavoured cream which made the top cat who got the cream.


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