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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted May 29, 2019
I didn't, I play the ansaphone.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 29, 2019
The WAG'S were having a chin-wag about their football playing spouses who where playing musical chairs which was music to their ears. The WAGS and their football playing spouses were very good at blowing their trumpet. It took two of the couples to tango which made them fit as a fiddle.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 29, 2019
The orchestra sponsored a fundraising ball game every year. Sadly, these great musicians were not great athletes. The pitcher was often flat. Players in the string section rarely managed to get to second bass. The organist, however, did well with shortstop.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 29, 2019
The playwright lost the plot of the play about the life of Samwise Gamgee after the Battle of Baywater who as a gardener and a member of Fellowship of the Ring the that changed his surname from Gamgee to Gardener.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 29, 2019
Heaven has helped me grow vegetables by giving me a gardening angel.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 29, 2019
send my condiments to the chef for a wonderful meal
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 30, 2019
Why is a library book like Greta Garbo?
Because it wants to be on loan.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 30, 2019
Rowan, the alderman went to visit his friend Ashley who lived in Ashington. When they were there, they went to the Newbiggin Beech where they drank pints of Blackthorn cider.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2019
Whenever there's a clear night sky and there's a sunny morning, I would wake up in my bed in a field in Wakefield.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 1, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 1, 2019
Butterfly Bush was President Bush's cousin. His favorite food was butterfly shrimp.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 1, 2019
I had a knap on my knapsack as I was using it as a pillow inside my tent. The tent was surround by ten purple knapweed in the Ten Mile Bank Village.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 1, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 2, 2019
When it's empty, all you have to do is philodendron.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jun 2, 2019
Members of Hydra are experts in growing hydrangeas who they keep hydrated with plenty of water.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 2, 2019
things constantly rising in prices etc, but tulips have never gone up to threelips
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 2, 2019
"There are no snack cakes in the house!"
"Not nece-Sara-Lee."
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jun 2, 2019
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 2, 2019
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