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Post 24681

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

When Godzilla eats at salad bars, he always takes the house dressing.


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Post 24682

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

When Godzilla goes to concerts, he can be relied on to bring down the house.


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Post 24683

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Godzilla had GPS, he was a monitor lizard smiley - erm


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Post 24684

Caiman raptor elk - Infinity lies outside the box

Early GPS navigation consisted of Great Piles of Stones, also known as Cairns.


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Post 24685

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Adam raised a Cairn

smiley - pirate


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Post 24686

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

I don't carrot all about cairns.


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Post 24687

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

cairn you believe it ?


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Post 24688

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

Weir suspicious that something fishy is going on in that dam place.


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Post 24689

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Dam! Curses Moriarty,foiled again


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Post 24690

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

- What are all these signs on yonder table, Holmes?

- Elements, my dear Watson

smiley - pirate


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Post 24691

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

"Ah, Mr Holmes, I just saw your son," said the elderly lady.

"Watson?"


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Post 24692

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Has your son started school yet Holmes ?
Elementary dear Watson


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Post 24693

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

It was the hottest day in years. Mrs. Hudson was sure that the sun would bake 'er street.


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Post 24694

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Even though his driver and woods had been stolen, Tony Stark, the amateur golfer continued to play 72 straight holes for charity. He was truly an Ironman.


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Post 24695

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

People say that the weather can get grim in Grimsby.


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Post 24696

Caiman raptor elk - Infinity lies outside the box

Tiger Woods tried to defeat the Iron Lion.


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Post 24697

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Tectonic plates - geologists eat their dinner off these.


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Post 24698

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Sir Hugh T Munro played the bagpipes as he went Munro bagging in Scotland.


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Post 24699

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Beekeepers are beesotted about beekeeping as they find bees are very beeautiful. They have the best beehive hairstyles which they have expertly back combed.


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Post 24700

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

Hive seen very few bees so far this Spring.


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