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Post 24661

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Uncle Stan is hopping mad when he is on the hop in Stanford Le Hope. He is hopping through the hop fields to the hop garden hop to get his pint of hoppy tasting beer.


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Post 24662

Caiman raptor elk - Infinity lies outside the box

ICE CREAM!!!!


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Post 24663

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

YOU SCREAM!!!

smiley - pirate


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Post 24664

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The peach Melba topped with cream that made it taste peachy as it was the cream of the crop.


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Post 24665

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

so did the cinema scream, when the film was shown on it


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Post 24666

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

Aisle check on that and get back to you.


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Post 24667

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Boris Karloff was a star of the silver scream

smiley - pirate


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Post 24668

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

The Lone Ranger was chatting with Tonto, when he suddenly stopped.

"Did you hear that?" he exclaimed.

"What did it sound like?" Tonto said.

"I thought I heard Silver scream."


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Post 24669

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The blackcap birds were wearing flat caps whenever they warbled together after feeding on insects and berries that tasted berry good.


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Post 24670

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Barney the shrewd Barn owl who lived in a barn in Barnet in London would only eat free-range mice, voles and shrews.


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Post 24671

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Rowan the waxwing bird was always winging it when he's on the wing. He loves to wax lyrical on how he sings after he feasts on rowan, hawthorn and rose berries.


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Post 24672

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

M went home smiley - wah he couldn't go to the hen party smiley - erm


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Post 24673

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I could. And I met a lot of smiley - chicksmiley - chicksmiley - bigeyes

smiley - pirate


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Post 24674

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

there was a smiley - chick but henry eater smiley - erm


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Post 24675

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I browsed the internet using my internet browser to find the most affective ways of getting my eyebrows thinned. Then later on I browsed my articles, vlogs and blogs about high brow subjects.


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Post 24676

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I couldn't eat a manhole, so I left his legs at the side of the platesmiley - erm


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Post 24677

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

"Godzilla is inviting us for dinner."

"Oh? Where?"

"He said he would like to eat up the street."


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Post 24678

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Godzilla's favourite smiley - stiffdrink is a Manhattan

smiley - pirate


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Post 24679

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

When he goes to parties, he puts a Tokyo Rose in his lapel.


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Post 24680

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Tokyo rose to the occasion when Godzilla swung by

smiley - pirate


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