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Post 24161

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Niagara Falls. The Grand Canyon. These places are gorges, just absolutely gorges.


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Post 24162

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Where in the British Isles are the most wedding dress shops?
A: Aisle of White (Isle of Wight).


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Post 24163

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

If you’re going on a long desert journey, drink camel-mile tea.


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Post 24164

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

What composer's name sounds like instructions for making omelets?

Ludwegg Breakopen.


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Post 24165

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

A ditch digger was entrenched in her career.


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Post 24166

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

Sam Spade worked in San Francisco, but he liked to shovel off to Buffalo.


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Post 24167

Caiman raptor elk - Infinity lies outside the box

How are You doing cookie?

Mustn't crumble...


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Post 24168

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

After lunch at the Chinese restaurant, I heard music. It was coming from the for-tune cookie.


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Post 24169

Caiman raptor elk - Infinity lies outside the box

Did it stop after four tunes?


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Post 24170

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Why did the chicken take so long to cross the road?
There was no eggs-press lane!


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Post 24171

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.


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Post 24172

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

King has found his queen.
The two (of) hearts are United.
The king [] is joining the club.
They've got Romance in spades!
Diamonds puns are easy, given a diamond engagement ring.
He's got a full house now.
Flush(ed) with love.


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Post 24173

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

What do you get when you use a deer-shaped cookie cutter?
Cookie doe!


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Post 24174

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

smiley - facepalm

King has found his queen.
The two (of) hearts are United.
The king [fiancé] is joining the club.
They've got Romance in spades!
Diamonds puns are easy, given a diamond engagement ring.
He's got a full house now.
Flush(ed) with love.


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Post 24175

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

My homeless cousins in central American found out that I had won the lottery. They persuaded me to share the wealth, so I Guatamala nice house.


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Post 24176

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

My cousins in Seville have mental problems. They have poor judgment, Andalusians of grandeur.


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Post 24177

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

one of my car wheels had 6 people living in it, it was a flat

smiley - groan


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Post 24178

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

the builder said "we've run out of bricks" I said just bungalow roof on then


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Post 24179

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

Or hire one of the Thatchers.


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Post 24180

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Members of the Flat Earth society would ridicule their opponents as sphere-mongers.


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