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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jan 31, 2019
Must have been a railway station wagon then.
I have an estate, but can't find the driveway.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 31, 2019
The captain asked the bosun: "What's that effing noise?"
The bosun replied: "Oh it's just a couple of old seadogs em-barking".
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jan 31, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 31, 2019
That sounded so sad that I burst into tears.
The guy scoffed at me. "There's no use blubbering about it."
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 1, 2019
A: Did you know that the first French fry wasn't cooked in France?
B: Where was it cooked then?
A: In Greece ...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 1, 2019
Archaeologists have become interested in a very old diner near where I live. One claimed that pieces of the Acropolis have been found there, embedded in the diner's ancient grease.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 1, 2019
Our country's Olympic swimming programme has quite a talent pool.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 1, 2019
The Shepherd's Bush marching band start their marching season in March where they march forth whenever March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. This inspires the marchers to roar like Gryffindors dancing the lambada.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 1, 2019
The orca musicians got together and formed an orcastra
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 1, 2019
The rusty cogs and wheels were being greased with oil as the mechanics greased up as they worked like grease lightning inspired by The Grease song "Grease Lightning" which was being played on the CD player.
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Feb 1, 2019
Meanwhile the panda orchestra is creating a pandamonium.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 1, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 1, 2019
And the birds in the alley are practicing ballet moves as they get ready for a production of The Nutcracker Tweet.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 2, 2019
What kind of bathing suit do the animals at the zoo wear?
A zucchini.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 2, 2019
The boars were boaring their way through the forest where they stopped at the clearing to have their boaring board meeting. The boars were rather boarish which made the meeting very boaring;
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 2, 2019
Some aquatic mammals at the Otterburn mini zoo escaped. It was otter chaos.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 2, 2019
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 2, 2019
Prof
Aquatic animals like to store their bedding in an otter'man.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 3, 2019
Do they buy their bedding at WalrusMart?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Feb 3, 2019
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