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Post 23941

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

Was his name Ray by any chance? smiley - bigeyes


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Post 23942

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Elementary, my dear paul smiley - winkeye

smiley - pirate


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Post 23943

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

If I see any neutrinos heading our way, I'll send you atom.


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Post 23944

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

- What should we name our baby?
- I don't care
- How about Vera?
- Vera is as good a name as any
- What, I thought you didn't care. And now you want to name her Annie? You smiley - monster! I want a divorce! smiley - wah

smiley - pirate


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Post 23945

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Over the years old man Rusty McDonald had become quite obese. To put it mildly.
But then he became very sick and lost 75 percent of his body weight smiley - yikes
When the doctor told him he had been cured succesfully McDonald returned to his favorite bar for the first time in a decade, where the regulars eyed him suspiciously and asked him, who he was.
- I'm a bit Rusty ...

smiley - pirate


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Post 23946

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

Did you hear about the weight lifter who cruised bars that were filled with attractive young women. He wanted to pick up some bar belles.


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Post 23947

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I've bred/cultured a vegetable that tells jokes - it's called a punion,
there's a spring variety as well smiley - erm


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Post 23948

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

How do put water in a water bed?

Just turn on the springs.


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Post 23949

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

In the mud room was a shoe rack shaped like a dinner fork, with a sign over it: 'These are the tines that dry men's sole.


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Post 23950

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I had a blood test today, it took a lot out of me as it was quite a draining procedure.


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Post 23951

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Gardeners like to spring into action by planting spring onion bulbs. When they finished, they say that's shallot.


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Post 23952

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Exchanging salt-water recipes is a case of the brined leading the brined.


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Post 23953

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

The comic's wife was very enthusiastic about home canning -- beans, tomatoes, zucchini, etc. So he asked her if she could supply some canned laughter.


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Post 23954

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

A hurricane is a stick used to encourage speed.


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Post 23955

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The toilet paper walked into the employment centre two-ply for a job.


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Post 23956

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

Although towels work hard, the pay per towel* is not high.


*paper towel


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Post 23957

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Tyre stores are highway rubbery.


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Post 23958

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

I went to replace one of the front light in my car. Looking at the bill made my headlight.


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Post 23959

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

diesel fitter smiley - erm I want my car fixing not a dress


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Post 23960

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Vin Diesel has his own diesel train. He also has his own vinyard (vineyard).


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