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Post 23921

paulh. The world is a circus, and we all are clowns

Neptune isn't hungry now, but if he opens his refrigerator, he will seafood and want to eat it.


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Post 23922

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The animal shelter reports having received far fewer dogs this year. 'In fact,' says the shelter's director, 'this represents a mastiff reduction.'


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Post 23923

paulh. The world is a circus, and we all are clowns

Good collie, Miss Molly! smiley - wow


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Post 23924

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

doggone - statement or fact smiley - winkeye lets hound the culprits


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Post 23925

paulh. The world is a circus, and we all are clowns

Maybe there were more dogs, but they escaped through a hole in the woof.


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Post 23926

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Dogs can be quite dogmatic about how their wuffles are made.


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Post 23927

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

smiley - sorry Dogs can be quite dogmatic about how their wooffles are made.


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Post 23928

paulh. The world is a circus, and we all are clowns

My dog is smart. He knows how to press the paws button on my DVD player.


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Post 23929

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

My dog was not feline well, so the pet vet gave him a cat scan

smiley - pirate


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Post 23930

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

some would "cur"tail this conversation smiley - erm
but! isn't it cruel to put dogs in speaker cabinets ? woofers ?


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Post 23931

paulh. The world is a circus, and we all are clowns

No crueler than the birds that are already in them: tweeters.


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Post 23932

paulh. The world is a circus, and we all are clowns

Socrates believed that it was wise to take care of his teeth. He was a great floss-opher.


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Post 23933

paulh. The world is a circus, and we all are clowns

Ed was thrilled to be elected as president of the orchard association, until he was im-peached.


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Post 23934

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Dentists have learned how to do the Floss dance so as to encourage their younger patients to floss their teeth.


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Post 23935

paulh. The world is a circus, and we all are clowns

My sight is getting so bad, I had to get glasses for my eyeteeth.


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Post 23936

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Ed smiley - dog the head news editor of the dogmatic dog owners magazine was known as a news hound who had a nose for a good new story. He was pawstively inundated with fan mail from dog owners. He never let it go to his head as he had a good head on his shoulders.


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Post 23937

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - grr The pyjama party I went to, I came away with a pair of curtains ? smiley - erm ?


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Post 23938

paulh. The world is a circus, and we all are clowns

That's better than a curtain woven from pears. smiley - huh


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Post 23939

paulh. The world is a circus, and we all are clowns

A tourist was visiting the Hunza Valley in 2010, when the side of a mountain caved in, blocking the Hunza River.

He called his travel agent to complain that the village he was headed for was now under water.

"Where are you exactly?" the travel agent asked.

"Attabad Lake.*"


[It was indeed a bad lake for the displaced residents]


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Post 23940

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

A Photon checks into a Hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.

He anwers: No, I'm travelling light ...

smiley - pirate


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