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Post 23901

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

When the artist tried to draw a cube he had a mental block.


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Post 23902

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

William Shakespeare's parrot was the bird of Avon.


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Post 23903

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Carpenters and Joiners are big fans of the West Ham football team aka The Hammers. The Hammers supporters like to hammer their point when describing their favourite football teams wins to others. They don't know how they won the F.A. cup but they managed to nail it.


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Post 23904

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The Weather analysts have predicted that weather will go west with wild and mild weather and temperatures with strong westerlies 'westerly' winds for Europe. They are ignoring the signs of Northern Blocking in their predications as their minds are set. They have a mental block which makes them ignore anything than their mild weather bias.


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Post 23905

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

At the Boar's Head Inn, the A.G.M of board members of the Boar and Hog Guild met to discuss the year's most boaring activities.


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Post 23906

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Question: At one point Bilbo considered destroying the Arkenstone. But which tool would he have used to accomplish that?

Answer: An Arkansas, of course

smiley - pirate


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Post 23907

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

"I see," said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.


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Post 23908

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Only the true king could remove the sword from the stone. No one else could. They didn't have arthurisation ...

smiley - pirate


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Post 23909

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

King Arthur didn't go far enough in his search for the answers, but he Camelot closer than anyone else of the time.


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Post 23910

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

Some of King Arthur's knights allowed their weapons to gather dust, but one of them used his Lancelot.


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Post 23911

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I got a fight with a snail. It was a real slug-fest.


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Post 23912

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Members of the Hog and Boar sororities and fraternities hogged the limelight at the Hogmanay party while others boared the party guests with jokes about drinking mead at the Hogsmeade village inns.


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Post 23913

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I saw the Northern Lights as I looked out my Northern Scotland home while flaming the Christmas pudding.


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Post 23914

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Every winter in the Scottish Highland they have a competition to see who makes the best baked Alaska pudding where the winner will have holiday winter cruise to see the Northern Lights at the North Pole. This year the judges found it difficult to choose a winner as their vote looked unanimous at first, but quickly became polarised. To decide the winner, the final four contenders had to make a snowball cocktail drink and the one that made the best snowball was declared the winner.


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Post 23915

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

Last January I resolved to save money and lose weight. Neither resolution succeeded. This year I will lose money and save weight.


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Post 23916

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The Crewe rock climbers club have renamed their mountaineering club and now call themselves "The rock steady Crewe mountaineers". All members wear Crewe hair cuts and wear Crewe necked jumpers at their meetings.


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Post 23917

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Sea captains from Crewe do not like crew(e) cuts.


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Post 23918

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

That is a great chair for moving back and forth in . I know, it rocks.


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Post 23919

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Why could not the pigs see their house? They had a sty in their eyes.


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Post 23920

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The Pig pulled a hamstring when putting up a hammock in the garden in West Ham.


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