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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 17, 2018
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 17, 2018
Oliver Queen's (aka The Hood aka The Green Arrow) favourite films are Oliver and Robin Hood and his favourite TV soap is The Archers and his favourite TV comedy is the King of Queens.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 17, 2018
Pedro was standing on the beach as I approached. "How is the water?" I asked.
"Luke warm," he said, so I went in.
"This is freezing!" I exclaimed.
"Si," Pedro said. "Look warm."
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 17, 2018
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 18, 2018
"Will my aunt's funeral be open-casket or closed-casket?"
"Remains to be seen."
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 18, 2018
Donald the Oxford Don, donned his university mortarboard which he wore with his university robes and his Oxford shoes for the University board meeting.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 18, 2018
My pursuit of perfect speech has become a diction.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 18, 2018
When carrying your musical instrument over ice if you don't C sharp you will B flat.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 18, 2018
I was the cellist. I waited with the two violins for the fourth member of our string quartet to arrive. When she showed up, I said, "Viola glad to see."
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 18, 2018
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 21, 2018
Did you hear of the story about the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 21, 2018
What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park?
“Bach it up.”
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 21, 2018
Before the big recital, I lost my flute. Now I’m in a bit of a piccolo.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 21, 2018
The Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra has always had the same Triangle.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 21, 2018
In ancient times, seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient. They got thousands of miles to the galleon.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 21, 2018
When traveling in the Bermuda Triangle look danger square in the eye, avoid falling into the dreaded Trapezoid and that graveyard of the sea, the Wrecktangle.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 21, 2018
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