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Post 23881

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

The seahorse has a water mane smiley - geek

smiley - pirate


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Post 23882

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Judge: - Why did you derail the train?
Defendant: - I had to stop dad in my tracks

smiley - pirate


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Post 23883

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Oliver Queen's (aka The Hood aka The Green Arrow) favourite films are Oliver and Robin Hood and his favourite TV soap is The Archers and his favourite TV comedy is the King of Queens.


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Post 23884

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

Pedro was standing on the beach as I approached. "How is the water?" I asked.

"Luke warm," he said, so I went in.

"This is freezing!" I exclaimed.

"Si," Pedro said. "Look warm."


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Post 23885

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - doctorsmiley - doctor and smiley - nursesmiley - nurse play Tibia pursuit


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Post 23886

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

"Will my aunt's funeral be open-casket or closed-casket?"

"Remains to be seen."


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Post 23887

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Donald the Oxford Don, donned his university mortarboard which he wore with his university robes and his Oxford shoes for the University board meeting.


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Post 23888

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

My pursuit of perfect speech has become a diction.


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Post 23889

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

When carrying your musical instrument over ice if you don't C sharp you will B flat.


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Post 23890

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

I was the cellist. I waited with the two violins for the fourth member of our string quartet to arrive. When she showed up, I said, "Viola glad to see."


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Post 23891

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I wondered why my tuba-toothpaste would never sound a note smiley - erm


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Post 23892

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

When the fog burns off it won’t be mist.


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Post 23893

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Did you hear of the story about the tornado? There is a twist at the end.


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Post 23894

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park?
“Bach it up.”


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Post 23895

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Before the big recital, I lost my flute. Now I’m in a bit of a piccolo.


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Post 23896

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

The Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra has always had the same Triangle.


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Post 23897

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

In ancient times, seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient. They got thousands of miles to the galleon.


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Post 23898

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

When traveling in the Bermuda Triangle look danger square in the eye, avoid falling into the dreaded Trapezoid and that graveyard of the sea, the Wrecktangle.


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Post 23899

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - flyingpigsmiley - flyingpigsmiley - flyingpig have done a Shakespeare play - Hamlet


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Post 23900

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

He-going vessels carry blood throughout my body. Aorta thank them some time. smiley - smiley


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