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Post 23861

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Yesterday I had my influenza inoculation injection. It was a jab well done.


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Post 23862

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

Television is considered a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.


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Post 23863

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I tried to tidy the office but it was a smiley - mammoth task. It felt like all the stationery kept on staying stationary smiley - groan

smiley - pirate


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Post 23864

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

avoid bad organisations - practice safe sects


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Post 23865

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I joined a jazz band and practiced safe sax

smiley - pirate


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Post 23866

ITIWBS

On post 23864, there was a passage relating to safe sects and sects change operations in the early '60s black and white version of Rock Hudson's film noir effort "Seconds".


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Post 23867

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

Those who are in sects have six legs.


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Post 23868

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

If you forgot the direction the sun rises, don't worry, it'll dawn on you


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Post 23869

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

The sun's et the darkness once again smiley - huh.


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Post 23870

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - chicksmiley - chick are rude, because they use fowl language


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Post 23871

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

My birth weight was 5.7 kilos. No stork could carry me. They had to use a crane

smiley - pirate


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Post 23872

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

It was the week before Christmas. Wan Ho's charity golf tournament had just gotten under way when somebody murdered one of the players. The media began calling it Wan Ho's Open slaying.


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Post 23873

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

a one horse open sleigh ? so who pulled it after killing the horse ?

(slaysmiley - winkeye)


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Post 23874

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Down at the car cemetery they were slaying a dead hearse

smiley - pirate


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Post 23875

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

Even though our department has never managed to solve a single murder, we still regard such a crime as a grave matter.


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Post 23876

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Quite a few people left the office to attend Ash Wednesday services at lunch - it was a mass exodus!


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Post 23877

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The water department staff said they would be fluid in answering all mystifying questions asked at a recent meeting.


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Post 23878

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

"May I have some water?"

"What, dear?"

"Water"


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Post 23879

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - musicalnote"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane! So how come the runways dry ?


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Post 23880

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

The plane flies like an arrow. This is because of arrownautics.


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