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Post 23841

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

When Beverly Sills wasn't busy singing opera, she relaxed on her goat farm. When she went out to greet them every morning, the males would gather around her. They became known as Beverly Sills' billies. Then she would start singing, whereupon an owl would perch on the back of a female goat. This was known as hootin' nanny.


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Post 23842

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Some of us are like potatoes: thick skinned but soft inside when warmed.


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Post 23843

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

Some potatoes like to lie on the couch.


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Post 23844

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I found a spud trying to hide in the corner. It was a crouch potato

smiley - pirate


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Post 23845

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

News that the warm winds of the stratosphere and the troposphere warmed the hearts of the weather analysts and meteorologists making them feel warm as toast. They toasted the news that there would a very major stratospheric warming event around Christmas time as they observed how the warm winds decimating the winds of the polar vortex. They celebrated the event smiley - bubbly but many of them ended four sheets in the wind.


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Post 23846

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I asked my neighbour, Mr. Roebuck, if he wanted to go on a hunt with me.
He answered: "Sure, I'm game".

smiley - pirate


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Post 23847

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

Acorn just imagine!


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Post 23848

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

you couldn't leaf him out could you


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Post 23849

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

Two trees loved each other so much that their roots touched. They decided on matreemony.


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Post 23850

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

What do you call the residual weather phenomena after a herd of cattle have past?
A ruminant low.


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Post 23851

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I have made fronds with my plants.


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Post 23852

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Mee too. Except the Nuclear ones smiley - erm

smiley - pirate


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Post 23853

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Which insect has a troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and a thermosphere?
The Ant-mosphere


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Post 23854

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

How do meteorologists type?
In polar fonts


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Post 23855

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

What is the luckiest bird?
The four leaf plover smiley - goodluck.


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Post 23856

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Why was there no food found around the trees?
Because the Arbor-eat-em.


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Post 23857

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

How do we get rid of nannyberry branches?

Viburnum (We burn 'em)


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Post 23858

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

The living dead were waiting online when people logged on to buy books. They were Amazombies.


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Post 23859

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

zombies in winter are dead cold smiley - snowball


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Post 23860

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

That's snow joke!


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