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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 8, 2018
Followers of the Dark Lord who were given the Dark Mark would only eat dark chocolate in the dark.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 8, 2018
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 9, 2018
I knew a little girl who always laughed when she saw the word "Chocolate."
Someone asked why she was laughing. Turns out she thought it read "chuckle a lot."
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 9, 2018
Catlin Snow aka Killer Frost give Captain Cold a frosty reception.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 9, 2018
It was an ice-ing on the cake for the chionophiles when the weather forecast predicted that it was going to be an ice day.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 9, 2018
He was born with the power to summon anyone from any realm. He also had a speech impediment. So when his parents asked if he wanted a cone with vanilla or chocolate, he summoned the "Ice Queen."
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 9, 2018
An iceberg lettuce sank the Titanic
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 10, 2018
I'll bet he did this while the salad was dressing.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 10, 2018
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 11, 2018
I wouldn't turnip my nose at that.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 11, 2018
At the brewery tea-break, the tea lady would brew the tea in a whisky vat shaped teapot. The brewery staff would ponder ways of improving the whisky distilling processed over a hot brew which was flavoured with a drop of whisky.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 11, 2018
For real ale lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein
(philistine) .
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 11, 2018
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 12, 2018
Coffee drinkers' etiquette:
Never wear a tea shirt to a coffee shop.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 13, 2018
Someone asked Dorothy Parker to use the word horticulture in a sentence. What she came up with was this:
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 13, 2018
you can call a chicken "a chicken" but how can you tell a duck to duck ?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 14, 2018
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 14, 2018
"Doc Oc robbed the bank. His wife was driving the getawat car."
"How do you know?"
"I just spied 'er, man."
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 14, 2018
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 15, 2018
They're quite a delicacy in Greece and China. Have you ever eaten octo-pie?
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