h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Gluttony is not a secret vice" [Awesome Welles]

If a woman named Wishing married Orson Welles, would she be Wishing Welles?

she fell on Brad Pitt so she was a wishing star

chimp salad is seafood with a speech impediment

They must be related to Sea-Monkeys

We shell sea about that.

We shell if they get stranded on our eye-land

Two asteroids fell in love.

The boy asteroid said to the girl asteroid, "I'd like to meteor parents."

the beach boys sang a version of tammy wynette's - sand by your man

asked for the varnish of an old chair wiped off with sandpaper, but when it came back from the shop he was not happy with the result and shouted: "Return to Sander!"

they named a city after Sandy Ago

To abstain is to by act shun action.

I knocked at the door and said "log-in" she said trees out at the moment

How do you prepare to become a lumberjack?

You go to log school.

log school was full of mis-teak





(mystique)

The rule of King Log and King Stork was followed by stork terror.

all for king hell




sapele didn't mean that

I asked for a king-size bed. I was told to wait until the king sighs.

During this week's Copenhagen Pride there is a big discount on queen size beds

I hear there's a new ice cream flavor: Copenhagen-Daz.