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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 21, 2017
When my Ice home falls apart, igloo it together.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 21, 2017
To the elves and the deer Santa is The King of the North. Long my he Rein deer.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 21, 2017
I can not run fast in the slush as I'm sleet of foot.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 21, 2017
Those who shovel away snow from the pavement, deserve a ploughs.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 21, 2017
That's a ploughsible answer.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 21, 2017
The queen of the elements is Aunt Timony
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 23, 2017
I would like to build a small garden hut during Christmas, if I can find the space in my Shed-Yule.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 23, 2017
It will be soon time to perform Johanna's arias, because in three days time it will be Bach sing day.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 25, 2017
King Midas touched his horse, turning it to gold. The horse fell over on the king. Just goes to show you should never look a gilt horse in the mouth.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 25, 2017
On Boxing day, Stephen the boxer would wear his new Christmas boxers for his boxing match with Wencelas.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 25, 2017
Man: - My cat appears to be sick. He won't move a muscle.
Vet: - Yeah, nothing to worry about. Nurse, give the cat a tonic.
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ITIWBS Posted Dec 26, 2017
Was watching a vintage film the other night, "The Black Cat", featuring Basil Rathbone, which had one of the ghastliest puns on 'catastrophe' I've ever seen embedded in the sight gags.
The film can be viewed as an important precursor to "The Addams Family".
http://youtu.be/rH4P6QayKOU
https://youtu.be/rH4P6QayKOU
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 26, 2017
After Evita died, Juan Peron had a lifesized doll made in her image. Later that year, one of his admirers sent a card that said, "Merry Christmas to Juan and doll."
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 26, 2017
The next year, the same message arrived, but this time it was in code.
Don't cipher me, Argentina.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 27, 2017
From a friend:
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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ITIWBS Posted Dec 27, 2017
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Horta culturalist, with eggs.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 28, 2017
There should have been an Indian contingent among the crew of the Enterprise, to give new meaning to Sitar Trek.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 31, 2017
What did he championship runner name his first son?
Miles
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