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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 11, 2017
"I have a couple dozen cake recipes that use fruit instead of sugar for sweetness", says paulh.
"You're tempting me to put a recipe into Peer Review", answers Gnomon.
"But shouldn't that be pear review", ask I
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ITIWBS Posted Dec 11, 2017
Q. In the Disney animated version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, what kind of pies was Snow White making for the seven dwarfs?
R. Apple?
A. No, you silly, 'Goose' berry* pies!
*Kiwi fruit, in the supermarkets these days.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 11, 2017
Mr. Magoo's Southern mother used to bake pies. "Have a slice of ma gooseberry pie," she'd say.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 12, 2017
We were out walking when I noticed the sidewalk was quite slippery.
- Watch you step, mom, I said.
My Father stopped dead in his tracks and wide-eyed asked: - How long have you known she's only your stepmom?
We had a lot to talk about after that ...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 12, 2017
I peer out the front window night and day. When they ask me why, I say that just once I'd like to see the side walk.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 12, 2017
A sports coat worn on a ramble or a hike is a trail-blazer.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 12, 2017
Those who sleeveless shirts, do so as they like to bare arms.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 12, 2017
I picked up a rock, then I realised it was a pomegranate (pome-granite). It was boulder than anything I expected. I was a stone ished.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 12, 2017
Why did you paint asterisks on Mount Rushmore?
I wanted the presidents to become rock stars.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 13, 2017
I rocked the night away in my rocking chair after hours of looking at samples of precious rocks and gems given to me from a local geologist.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 13, 2017
"I had a gneiss time," said the geologist's date.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 15, 2017
To take to my date, I cherry picked the best candied cherries and dates to present to my beau.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 15, 2017
To stop snow from entering your mouth, when you are out in a blizzard, you should grit your teeth.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 15, 2017
The two shoemakers got married because they were sole mates.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 15, 2017
The cobbler accidentally drank some shrinking potion. Now he shoes flies.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 15, 2017
The cobblers after a day of merry capers; used the remains of the various cuts of mutton and cobbled it together with other ingredients to make braised mutton and caper cobbler.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 16, 2017
A turkey was hired to pave a road. Unfortunately there was a misprint, and he tried to gobble stones.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 19, 2017
I just saw a documentary on potato-borers. It was eye-opening!
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