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Post 22761

Icy North

Eeyore ways tell that joke


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Post 22762

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

"I have a couple dozen cake recipes that use fruit instead of sugar for sweetness", says paulh.
"You're tempting me to put a recipe into Peer Review", answers Gnomon.
"But shouldn't that be pear review", ask I smiley - erm

smiley - pirate


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Post 22763

ITIWBS

Q. In the Disney animated version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, what kind of pies was Snow White making for the seven dwarfs?

R. Apple?

A. No, you silly, 'Goose' berry* pies!




*Kiwi fruit, in the supermarkets these days.


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Post 22764

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Mr. Magoo's Southern mother used to bake pies. "Have a slice of ma gooseberry pie," she'd say.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22765

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

We were out walking when I noticed the sidewalk was quite slippery.
- Watch you step, mom, I said.
My Father stopped dead in his tracks and wide-eyed asked: - How long have you known she's only your stepmom?
We had a lot to talk about after that ...

smiley - pirate


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Post 22766

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I peer out the front window night and day. When they ask me why, I say that just once I'd like to see the side walk.


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Post 22767

Reality Manipulator

A sports coat worn on a ramble or a hike is a trail-blazer.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22768

Reality Manipulator

Those who sleeveless shirts, do so as they like to bare arms.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22769

Reality Manipulator

I picked up a rock, then I realised it was a pomegranate (pome-granite). It was boulder than anything I expected. I was a stone ished.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22770

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Why did you paint asterisks on Mount Rushmore?

I wanted the presidents to become rock stars.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22771

Reality Manipulator

I rocked the night away in my rocking chair after hours of looking at samples of precious rocks and gems given to me from a local geologist.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22772

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

"I had a gneiss time," said the geologist's date.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22773

Reality Manipulator

To take to my date, I cherry picked the best candied cherries and dates to present to my beau.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22774

Icy North

My beau plays the violin smiley - smiley


Pun in the Oven

Post 22775

Reality Manipulator

To stop snow from entering your mouth, when you are out in a blizzard, you should grit your teeth.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22776

Reality Manipulator

The two shoemakers got married because they were sole mates.


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Post 22777

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The cobbler accidentally drank some shrinking potion. Now he shoes flies.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22778

Reality Manipulator

The cobblers after a day of merry capers; used the remains of the various cuts of mutton and cobbled it together with other ingredients to make braised mutton and caper cobbler.


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Post 22779

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

A turkey was hired to pave a road. Unfortunately there was a misprint, and he tried to gobble stones.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22780

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I just saw a documentary on potato-borers. It was eye-opening!


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