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Post 22181

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Or the Loony Naughties. smiley - tongueout


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Post 22182

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

the doc said do a little light gardening to aid recovery, so I planted 40W bulbs smiley - erm


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Post 22183

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Environmental wars sometimes involve a punch to the solar plexus.


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Post 22184

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Mars bars Venuses Uranus smiley - erm


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Post 22185

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

How did God create the Solar system?

He had to planet for a long time.


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Post 22186

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

didn't do it at light speed, he'd not invented power stations then


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Post 22187

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

When Godzilla Junior was just a baby, he went around picking up buildings. He started with a a lighthouse.


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Post 22188

Reality Manipulator

Moon gazing at sea for Luna and Marina is mare Lunar-sea.


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Post 22189

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

When the birds came to my birdfeeder, they saw it was empty, so they flew toward the harbor, where the tide was reseeding.


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Post 22190

Reality Manipulator

The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.


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Post 22191

Reality Manipulator

Meteorology is a difficult science. For instance I thought it would be a breeze to master the Beaufort scale, but it turned out to be a no-wind situation. After all, I don’t speak Gale-ic!


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Post 22192

Reality Manipulator

Never ride your bike by yourself in a coastal region during cycle-alone season.


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Post 22193

Reality Manipulator

When Mercury appears to be going retrograde, My Mercury will then be able to run rings around your Saturn ! This may be somewhat Ionic.


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Post 22194

Reality Manipulator

The Scots keep Nessie’s whereabouts close to their chests, but really, if you look under the water beneath the docks, you might find her. That’s right, the secret is kept under Loch and Quay.


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Post 22195

Icy North

Scottish raspberries are sweet, but occasionally there's a tart 'un.


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Post 22196

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

and the cow jumped over the moon, what a load of bullsmiley - erm


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Post 22197

Reality Manipulator

Romantic Ancient Romans went roamin' in the gloamin during the time they were in Northern England.


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Post 22198

Reality Manipulator

Vikings were expert mariners - you can lead a Norse to water, but you can't make him sink.


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Post 22199

Reality Manipulator

I poured myself a sundown cocktail drink smiley - pggb as I watched the sun going down in the evening.


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Post 22200

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

"Would you like a down-filled coat?"

"Eider rather not."



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