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Post 21821

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

We had a strange table that kept disappearing and reappearing again time after time.

Yep, you guessed it. A periodic table.

smiley - pirate


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Post 21822

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

As a hobby people have been know to make wooden hobby horses at their woodwork classes.


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Post 21823

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

At a furniture makers convention there's a lot of round-table and table-top discussions.


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Post 21824

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

They asked me to make a piece of furniture, but all I had to work with was men's underwear, so I made a chest of drawers.


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Post 21825

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

my mate had a wooden chest, we used him as a dartboard


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Post 21826

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

Wooden he find that a but painful? Of course, if he's a Yorkshireman, and he can get it or the lowest possible price, that wooden be a factor, would it? smiley - winkeye


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Post 21827

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

it took away the pain from using his legs as cricket stumps, especially the middle wicketsmiley - laugh


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Post 21828

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

You know who makes great wickets? The wicket witch.


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Post 21829

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

witch witch is witch ?


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Post 21830

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

Witch Hazel is every witch.


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Post 21831

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

At the Furniture Guild meeting, new innovative ways of moving furniture would be brought to the chair. One idea was a design for a new type of caster but it got mixed up with a request to get a new type of caster oil.


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Post 21832

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The pantry cupboard is the favourite place in the kitchen foodies because they have cupboard love smiley - love.


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Post 21833

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

After practising rock and roll dance moves, I would go into the rocking chair to have a short nap by rocking myself to sleep.


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Post 21834

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

I was tired of rock and roll, so I tried stone and bun music, but it was hard on my teeth.


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Post 21835

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I'm into break-dancing, I'm on my 3rd break now =smiley - coffee + bun


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Post 21836

MadSnacker-h2g2 ambassador to Yorkshire and the UK

smiley - rofl


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Post 21837

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - smileyget the puns going MSsmiley - winkeye


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Post 21838

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I wanted to play hide and Sikh, but "they" said I was racialist smiley - ermsmiley - erm


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Post 21839

paulh. I write captions for pictures of cats. The shame! The shame!

Bill used to work in a nuclear power in Ukraine u til he became radioactive. When he was being introduced to people, they would say, "Don't Chernobyl?"


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Post 21840

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - sadfaceI know too many Bills

electric bill
gas bill
telephone bill
etc etc


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