This is the Message Centre for Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Pun in the Oven

Post 20301

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

I bet there are all sots of men in the crew.


Pun in the Oven

Post 20302

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

Some of the sailors would like to play cards, but the captain is standing on the deck.


Pun in the Oven

Post 20303

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

As the enemy ship drew near, the captain told his marksmen to shoot to keel.


Pun in the Oven

Post 20304

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

Sometimes the captain of the fishing boat was stand off fish. When he went on shore, he was sell fish.


Pun in the Oven

Post 20305

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

My dentist is sneaky. He pulled a fast one!


Pun in the Oven

Post 20306

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The new robotic cuspidor, despite its speed and efficiency, failed to meet my expectorations.


Pun in the Oven

Post 20307

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The new jail tunnel was a runaway success.


Pun in the Oven

Post 20308

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Politicians like tall buildings because they seek high offices.


Pun in the Oven

Post 20309

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)


Pun in the Oven

Post 20310

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Two lovers who had been apart for some time were reunited on a foggy day. One whispered to the other 'I mist you'.


Pun in the Oven

Post 20311

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

My two uncles bet who would get married first. Then one upped the ante.


Pun in the Oven

Post 20312

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

We wanted to play a game of cards but we only had half a deck. It was no big deal.


Pun in the Oven

Post 20313

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses.


Pun in the Oven

Post 20314

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The constables held the boat thief at bay.


Pun in the Oven

Post 20315

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I've got a quay to let the boat out, because it was landlocked


Pun in the Oven

Post 20316

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

That a piers to have been successful.


Pun in the Oven

Post 20317

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

A pierce or not a pierce - that's the existential question of every balloon smiley - zen

smiley - pirate


Pun in the Oven

Post 20318

A T Hun

Get your Rachmaninoff's smiley - tongueout


Pun in the Oven

Post 20319

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

Is Rachmaninoff to get in the ring for three rounds?


Pun in the Oven

Post 20320

A T Hun

I thought Wagner was in the ring; riding his cycle.


Key: Complain about this post

Pun in the Oven

More Conversations for Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more