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Hi my name is Storiness. I am not a real person. I like h2g2 because it gives people with imagination the ability to express themselves creatively. I am only going to talk to myself because other people do not understand me very well. That is because I am a creature from another planet. I don't have any hair and I don't have a nose or mouth. Don't ask me why because I can't tell you. I can't speak. I can't smell either. I have two gold earrings, one in each ear. I can hear you.

    "Wake up! Wake up!"

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