h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Joe insists that he is still present.

Muse is here as well, although she must be leaving shortly as she has a huge computer programming project due in a few days and hasn't started it yet.

Shagrath has turned in his programming project today, even though it didn't work. He has also had some mild obsession with changing his name; from Shagrath to Badgerath (just to conform to the badger mania) and then to Azgathoth, which he thinks he made up but isn't quite sure. Perhaps he will check later. In any case, he prefers to be known as Shagrath, as per his Personal Space's guidelines.

for some strange reason Khamsin has fallen asleep

Shagrath has changed his name back; for no apparent reason.

Muse is sort of wondering what's going on with the badgers, and is considering adding a surname: MuseSusan the Transfinite Badger. But as Muse is not usually one to conform to what everyone else is doing, she may just become the Transfinite Zebra or something instead.

Shagrath is neither one to conform, and he wonders why he even did it. It didn't give him any sense of satisfaction, nor did it accomplish anything that was beneficial to anyone. He finds the whole badger thing to actually be quite an irritant when it goes so far. He feels that it's not even funny. It wasn't even funny before.

Muse actually does kind of find it funny to see all these badger names suddenly appearing, but Shaggrath still hasn't answered the question of how the badger thing got started in the first place.

Danielle is in English, and she is bored so she is gonna rant. She is meant to be doing in a thing in a group to make an advertisement, but the rest of the group is just playing internet games, and she can't tell them to work because her science teacher is substituting, and she really hates Danielle and would be extremely pissed off if Danielle makes any noise, in fact, she is worried that the sound of her typing will annoy her, then again it gives the illusion that she is working... though she'll try to type a little more quietly.

Today in dance Danielle was very annoyed at everyone, although she didn't show her annoyance because that would have been mean, plus they were in charge, so she couldn't really defy what they thought was important. But they have this dance thing coming up soon, and they only have three more lessons, and the students in charge of the dance part of it wasted almost the whole lesson b*tching about the music that had been chosen, and then talking about starting positions. They had already been given starting positions, but Jess Shafto decided that she wanted something different, and she wasn't listening to anyone when they were telling her that she should actually practise the dance instead of pacing about talking to herself about what she thinks of how they start. And everyone kept yelling at everyone and Alice (the girl with disabilities) ended up cryiong because she thought everyone was yelling at her, although many people were often yelling at her it's her own fault for just annoying everyone.

Lizzbett left school 21 years ago and after reading Danielle's rant, she is jolly glad that her school years are so far behind her. Lizzbett hated school. She's not all that enamoured with work either, but at least you get paid to do that and the job Liz currently has allows her ample time to bog about on hootoo.

Joe hugs Danielle after her rant.

Danielle hugs Laura back. Ranting is a good way to waste an English lesson. Apparently her Science teacher find how fast she types kinda scary... Danielle doesn't think she types that fast.

After reading about Danielle's plight, Ged was thankful that he no longer had to experience the horror that is English lessons

Danielle usually hates English lessons, although her English teacher is awesome, but her science teacher sucks, so todays lesson kind of sucked, but the whole not doing any work was good.

Joe thinks not working in English lessons is generally the best way.

Liz thinks that not working while at work is also to be recommended, providing you can get away with it.

EE is happily on study leave, and will not have to face school horrors again untill September. She sympathises with Danielle.

Cat had a BRILLIANT english teahcer last year and everyone loved him even if he was a bit excentric and everyone got good marks even though he marks hard and he was AWESOME and now she has ms McLean. Ms McLean likes Cat, which is good, and Cat is good at English, but she still doesn't like Ms McLean much, although she does like her better than some other people in her class do.

Cat wants Mr Mac back!!

Wotsit remembers having a very neurotic, vain and mad old cow for an English teacher once at school. She recalls the class were playing up particularly bad one day, and this teacher screamed at them all about how her husband was a solicitor and she was going to sue the class and the school for her frayed nerves. Wotsit isn't quite sure, but she thinks the class laughed at her...

Muse is incredibly glad to be out of high school and in college. She gets to take FUN classes, like computer programming and history of the Scientific Revolution, and in her "spare" time she gets to do lots and lots of theater.