h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Stephen's other half went off to the cinema, left early cos he was missing himself, came home and apologised, shook hands, and had a bonding session with each selfs over a few s

Czar says that his other half follows him around like a shadow. His other half is a bit outspoken in his comments at times, and that can become unbearable. He will have to try to get some advice from Stephen.

Stephen advises that Czar needs to bond with himself a little more over a few s or s, perhaps a candlelit dinner and a show. His shadow needs to vocalise his concerns in a non aggressive manner in a non threatining atmosphere. Stephen is not responsible for any legal costs if this advice fails to alleviate Czar's shadows behaviour.

Czar thanks Stephen for his advice. Czar's other self is not happy about that advice, and will consider what counter-action to take.

Robyn hoode managed to join her various parts a while ago... It's so much easier to just let all of them have a turn apparently. Usually all at the same time... Hence the occasional outbursts of random body movements and half sentences... When they dont agree Robyn likes to sit back and watch them fight over herself like gladiators in an arena

Czar wants to find out where everyone is, he thinks that they may be on an extended holiday.

Robyn suggests that you try a thread that's still alive

Czar asked me to say that he thinks, nearly all the threads are dying, and that rigamortis has already set in on most threads.

Robyn suggest that you are far too pessimistic and perhaps an adrenaline shot to the heart of the threads could be the answer... She asks if there is a doctor in the house?

Stephen says there is no Doctor in The House, but there is a Metallurgist in His Factory, who suggests that the threads on Hootoo need a bit of Heat Treatment...

Johnny stumbles across this thread and wonders 'What on Earth are the researchers on about'

Stephen shakes his head in amazement at Johnnies remark. Hootoo researchers are not of this Earth, and Stephen is surprised that Johnny has forgotten that fact...

Robyn would like to have a moment...








... She says thanks, that helped.

Johnny replies 'Sorry I was using a colloquialism. I knew researchers were aliens...'

Czar does not agree with Jonny's statement " researchers were aliens..." he says that hootoo researchers "are" aliens, not,
"were aliens"

Stephen said that he has just discovered how to spell long words that Johnny uses, like "colloquial", but doesnt know what they mean. He always thought that a colloquialist was a person who has a dummy on his or her lap, and the dummy does the talking while the colloquialists lips don't move.....

Robyn is considering whether a slap with a salmon could help some people more than they'd like to think...

Stephen said that some marriages are like a ventriloquist act, where the husband is the dummy and the wife "throws her voice" so to speak. That way the wife gets to do the talking for both of them. Stephen thanks his lucky s that he is long divorced and can now talk for himself!!!! He is also partial to salmon, especially the face slapping species.

Robyn suggests that it takes two to decide who has a voice... And is glad to hear you now feel empowered again.

Dazzard Knows someone on another forum that talks like this... This is the First time Dazzard has talked in first person though