h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Czar Dene has asked me to say that he welcomes the revival of this thread and offers a free to all who contact him on this thread. He says that there is no need to be formal and that he would be happy to be addressed as Czar.

Robyn would like it to be know that she is happy to have found this thread and... yep... That was a wave to Czar Dene and anyone else she recognises from other threads. She apologises for not having read back very much through this thread and promises to do so in the near future. Oh, and now she's sitting down and accepting a glass of bubbly from Czar. And smiling.

Czar has asked me to convey his warm welcome to Robyn Hoode. He says that she can have another and he hopes that many more will join us in celebrating the rebirth of this thread.

She thanks him and hiccups slightly, giggling and muttering something about bubbles...

Czar says that he did not, deliberately, set out to get a lady drunk.

Robyn just suggested that perhaps she's not drunk, just happy and would you kindly get the world to stop a she would like to get off. Oh! Watch out Czar! She's drunkenly chasing you with a water pistol!

Czar said that he will not run too fast, and cannot wait for Robyn to catch him.

Watch out Czar! She's serious! ooooh... See, now if the weather was nice, that much of a soaking would be fun, but in this slightly chilly may? You'll catch your death of cold! Here, look... Robyn's giving you her jacket... Awww! Oh, she says that you ought to get out of that wet shirt first... Robyn! Sorry about that, cant take her anywhere!

Robyn would have it known that she is back and feeling better now, she was apologising for the water pistol incident and would like to offer you a or some in reparation for the damp shirt...

Czar asked me to return Robyn's jacket. He thanks her for the and. He is awaiting return of his shirt, duly washed and ironed. He is glad that Robyn Hoode did not have her bow and arrow handy.

Czar meant to saynot

she's chuckling in a rather evil manner now and practicing sneaking about in high grass... Oh, and says she irons nobody's shirts, not even her own... but apparently it smells rather nice...

Stephen believes talking to himself gives the most stimulating level of conversation...

Robyn suggest talking about oneself is also fascinating... It's a good opportunity to get yourself some serious compliments apparently...

Czar says, when he asks himself questions, he gets some very unwelcome and unexpected answers.

Robyn offers her critical/sympathetic/reassuring/encouraging answering abilities for your questions...

Czar thanks you for your offer, but says that it would not help the situation when he asks himself questions, and gets answers from himself. Perhaps he would be better to avoid asking the questions.

Robyn advises never to stop asking questions... Just make sure they are the right ones, and that you really want to know the answer

Stephen has just had a big argument with himself, and now he won't talk to each other and has stormed out in a huff..

Robyn would like to know what your other half is doing if half of you is off in a huff... Is the other half drinking a bottle of wine, watching Bridget Jones and crying lots?