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Post 25441

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

Today, when the sun wouldn't shine. (1)
I consumed several jugs of red wine (2)
It then turned REAL dark (3)


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Post 25442

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

Today, when the sun wouldn't shine. (1)
I consumed several jugs of red wine (2)
It then turned REAL dark (3)
Like inside an aardvark (4)


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Post 25443

Icy North

Today, when the sun wouldn't shine. (1)
I consumed several jugs of red wine (2)
It then turned REAL dark (3)
Like inside an aardvark (4)
In an anteroom next to the spine (5) smiley - ant


If leopards could change their own spots (1)


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Post 25444

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

If leopards could change their own spots (1)
They'd form into like-minded squads (2)


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Post 25445

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

If leopards could change their own spots (1)
They'd form into like-minded squads (2)
To spell out every curse (3)


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Post 25446

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

If leopards could change their own spots (1)
They'd form into like-minded squads (2)
To spell out every curse (3)
For better or worse (4)


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Post 25447

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

If leopards could change their own spots (1)
They'd form into like-minded squads (2)
To spell out every curse (3)
For better or worse (4)
While risking the wrath of the gods (5)


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Post 25448

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

A few years ago in Newfoundland (1)


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Post 25449

Bluebottle

A few years ago in Newfoundland (1)
I browsed in the branch there of Poundland (2)

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Post 25450

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

A few years ago in Newfoundland (1)
I browsed in the branch there of Poundland (2)
They sold squidgy toys (3)


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Post 25451

Bluebottle

A few years ago in Newfoundland (1)
I browsed in the branch there of Poundland (2)
They sold squidgy toys (3)
That made a rude noise (4)

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Post 25452

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

A few years ago in Newfoundland (1)
I browsed in the branch there of Poundland (2)
They sold squidgy toys (3)
That made a rude noise (4)
Just like squeezing a ripe elephant (5)


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Post 25453

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

A drunk sailor hitting the lighthouse (1)


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Post 25454

Bluebottle

A drunk sailor hitting the lighthouse (1)
Thought it was his closest outhouse (2)

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Post 25455

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

A drunk sailor hitting the lighthouse (1)
Thought it was his closest outhouse (2)
The caretaker screamed (3)


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Post 25456

Paigetheoracle

As his wife dreamed (4)


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Post 25457

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

A drunk sailor hitting the lighthouse (1)
Thought it was his closest outhouse (2)
The caretaker screamed (3)
As his wife dreamed (4)
To feed both men soup with a dead mouse (5)


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Post 25458

Paigetheoracle

Yesterday I thought I had died (1)


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Post 25459

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.

Yesterday I thought I had died (1)
When my laptop got itself fried (2)


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Post 25460

Paigetheoracle

Yesterday I thought I had died (1)
When my laptop nearly got fried (2)
I dropped my coffee on its top (3)


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