h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

so enjoyed by many

people who wish to

be anonymous when they

go to the bathroom

located at the top

of an extremely large

of John's Gran's house

where, every Friday night,

unbeknown to the carers

and indeed John's Gran

thirteen naked cornish people

prepare huge vats of

awfully poisonous mango chutney

awfully poisonous mango chutney

used to trap unsuspecting

leopards who sadly forgot

to bring their mates

from west bromwich albion

to see the ridiculous

and quite frankly very