h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

becoming a reality, that

should be avoided at

times when watching or

reading superhero/magic books

with night vision goggles

will give everyone superpowers

Over hydrogen atoms while

astounding Q and the

Q Continuum who were

startled into having neutrons

spread over their sandwiches

made by Commander Data

liberally seasoned with positrons

made by Doctor Soong

making protons of neutrons

to make androids and

tabloids explode during curfew

for the synthetic androids

can only be washed

in a jacuzzi hot-tub