h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

to save the economy

they all used magic

steam cleaners that changed

reality as we know

where seasonable weather is the

norm and every winter

Birds freeze from the

cold weather but are

perked by the nesting-boxes

with plenty of birdfood

and a jacuzzi with

a bird shelter food-station

with bird fountain ponds

that never freezes when

it is -34 Celsius

Due to pure ethanol

and single malt whisky

whilst singing in Gaelic

Runrig band songs about

Mauve daffodils in your