h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

beaten by Ricardo Diaz

while playing conkers in

front of Laurel Lance

who's the Black Canary

that eats Canary Creams

that turn her into

a singing canary that

uses the canary cry

that makes people fall

about,laughing themselves silly

as she frowns when

Screeching at all who

Cartwheel in her presence

or something more rude

such as arguing with

the anti-monitor who's destroying

all the infinite earths through +50

all the infinite earths (10 x + 2 )

Using a nail clipper

stolen from Mick Rory