h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and every-time that the

Bugblatter beast of Traal

feasts on Politicians speeches

and hot air coming

from their putrid bodies

due to their incessant

abuse of language and

wailing like a banshee

on fermented orange juice

that has been infused

With Madame Jeanette peppers

that warm their cockles

of their hearts which

Need endless simmering over

a pot of hot-water

to boil a few

eggs and ham that

Go perfectly with black

gammon served with pickles

But not with green